A tech shows up at work with two black eyes. His buddy asks how'd that happen?
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The guy answered "I was at Walmart and the woman in front of me had her dress stuck in her butt, so I pulled it out, and she swung around and hit me in the eye"
His buddy asked how the other black eye happened.
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"Well, I thought she wanted it that way, so I stuck it back in"
