bv cuts exit bonus

[SloGlo]

beaver cut the exit bonus phrom 4 fore 8 oar 8 four 12 too only 8 for 12. dune 4 on lass day only keeps those ours & diem.

[Rennhack]

My translator is broken. Can some one translate this for me?

[fiveeleven]

Apparently, a cache of oars was stumbled upon at the local beaver den. The initial payout to exit the den was either 4 oars per eight collected, or 8 oars per 12 collected. The boss beaver decided to eliminate the 4/8 offering, much to the chagrin of the remaining beavers. It seems a group of Scottish lady beavers were frolicking on dune#4 and decided that the final days' worth of oars and "diem" would be allotted. Hope this helps. Interpretation of indigenous beaver-speak was / is never easy. From gestation period and onward - the source of respired air for these personnel is located in a Zone 1 Radon area. That is a lot of dps / lifetime.

[Rennhack]

That's pretty close to what ChatGPT said:

Translation to standard English:

Beaver cut the exit bonus from 4-for-8 or 8-for-12 to only 8-for-12. Done for (or "due for") on the last day — only keeps those hours and days.

In plain meaning:
Someone named Beaver reduced the exit bonus structure — previously you could earn bonuses for working 4 out of 8 hours or 8 out of 12, but now it only applies to 8 out of 12. The change takes effect on the last day and applies only to those specific hours and days.