One Atom to another

[Trinian23]

One atom in its old life was talking to another.

"When I was young, I felt so alive and dangerous! Would you believe I started life as U-238! Then one day I accidently ejected an alpha particle. Now look at me -- a spent old atom of lead-206. It seems that all my life since then has been decay, decay, decay..."

[wave_theory]

One atom to another- "I think I just lost an electron!"

The other atom says "Are you sure?"

First atom says- "Yeah, I'm positive!"

[SloGlo]

why did the atoms cross the road?




because it wuz time to split.