Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

[St Raphael]

50° F  (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
Canadians plant gardens   

40 ° F  (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians sunbath   

35 ° F  (1.6 ° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down   

32° F  (0° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians water gets thicker   

0° F  (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn off the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season   

-40° F (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates
Canadians rent some videos   

-60° F (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door   

-100° F ( -73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps   

-173° F  (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg   

-460° F  (-273° C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" 

-500° F  (-295° C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup 

[greengoo]

50° F  (10° C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat
Canadians plant gardens   

40 ° F  (4.4° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians sunbath   

35 ° F  (1.6 ° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down   

32° F  (0° C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadians water gets thicker   

0° F  (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn off the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season   

-40° F (-40° C)
Hollywood disintegrates
Canadians rent some videos   

-60° F (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door   

-100° F ( -73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps   

-173° F  (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg   

-460° F  (-273° C)
Absolute zero, all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?" 

-500° F  (-295° C)
Hell freezes over
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup 

Wat Hapinz at -501?

[Nuclear_Dog]

-295° C and the Leafs win the Cup!!!

It has been rather cold this year eh?