Was hoping to retire at the grand old age of 62, just over 20yrs from now, but alas by adding another ex-wife I am now re-calculating
May just have them set aside a plot of ground here to bury me on site LOL. 
I've been lucky, many exes, none took me to the cleaners. I guess if you marry true ladies, they act well when you split also...

I can retire now if I can find my wife a decent job.I keep sending her resume out to no avail. Please help.
Again, lucky. Wife has a better job than me....

If I survive my "sponsoring" a wedding this fall I might retire in another 10 years..... of course I will have to change my name and relocate to hide from all the kids 
Gee, with 2 girls in the house, looks like retirement is gonna take till, like..... death...

But I wouldn't trade either of them for anything.... well, maybe a good huntin dog, or a boat... or a lead on a good fishing hole... maybe a cigar and a beer.... nah. gotta keep 'em.
