You Didn't Say That?

[RAD-GHOST]

How about some Responses to those Statements you wished you never heard!



S.  How long have you been in the Business? ( Management Type )

R.  Just one day, past the time required, to identify a BS'er when I meet one!



S.  How Long are you going to be an A-hole?

R.  Until I get it right, like you!



S.  We will let you know when we will release you!

R.  Fine, I suggest my Home Number!



S.  Remember, Always be Political!

R.  So, you want me to lie?



S.  Your going to be on probation for a year! ( Management Type )

R.  Does that mean with the other twenty companies also?

[damad1]

I used this one on my supervisor. Darn good thing he had a sense of humor!

Supervisor: You look like a marine the way you wear your hard hat!

Me: Yeah, well if you close one eye you look like the tip of my #$&*!