Elites, err ELT's

[modex]

The filters flash like that because they are made of nitrocellulose fibers.

[Chimera]

The filters flash like that because they are made of nitrocellulose fibers.

I think I rather prefer the "Hello Kitty Sparkle FlakeTM nail polish" explanation.  While yours is more scientifically correct, the nail polish answer reflects the creativity of the average ELT better.

[GLW]

I think I rather prefer the "Hello Kitty Sparkle FlakeTM nail polish" explanation.  While yours is more scientifically correct, the nail polish answer reflects the creativity of the average ELT better.

there are no average ELTs,...