I think the funniest thing John Cleese ever said (and that is a very high target) was when Bill Clinton was President.
"There are three things that make being British better than being American:
1. We speak English
2. When we throw a World Championship we actually invite other countries to participate.
3. When you meet our Head of State you only have to get down on one knee."
Yes I know that this is well of topic, but I could not help myself.