Outage Slogan

[fritzon]

Diablo's was the nice lady on her back, with "What a Pair!" as the slogan..  Banned 1st day I wore it to P.Verde..  or the Tres Amigos, which wasn't a term of endearment.  Also, Louis came up with Tuxedo T's with "Your trash is our cash" for the rad waste group...

[Atomic Frog]

How about this one, early 90's at Davis-Besse.

Theory Of Relativity

If You Aint
Related
You Can't
Work Here!

[Mike McFarlin]

FBI--father, brother or in-laws.

[LaFeet]

Calvert still needs one for  "ARE WE DIVING YET ??"  for the 2006 outage

Got the Tee Shirt all printed up and stuff, just gotta send one to the boys there

[Mike McFarlin]

If you have an issue then get a tissue!

[RAD-GHOST]

One of my all time favorites, which was immediately banned at every site it materialized at!

Picture of a hand, holding two light bulbs (in a suggestive configurement)..................

(Your Favorite Electric Utility), followed by, "We got you by the Bulbs"!


RG

[shehane]

I haven't seen as many as some of you guys, but here are some of the ones I remember.

Grand Goof, Mississippi's Nuclear Circus (Grand Gulf obviously) This one was banned one hour after it showed up on site.  Ned sold out before the ban.
Disney on the Delaware (Salem)
tee shirt with a good drawing of someone dropping a knife in the cavity (Arkansas)
Grand Gulf had a cool one for a Holloween outage that glowed in the dark
many more that Ned Volstedt did.

I turned in a suggestion, after a 90 day outage that was scheduled for 39 days, for a hat the next outage.  It would say "Do it right the Second time".  They said I lacked professionalism!  Dale Wiesner and I had many more ideas that never hit the presses.

[Mike_Koehler]

As seen at SONGS in the very early 90's: "ALARA..... As Long As Rooms Available" Showing an exploding containment due to the large #'s of techs being pushed in to the equipment hatch with a bulldozer driven by the RPM. Wearing it was grounds for instant termination. ("Go see Frank")

Mike

[Shawnee Man]

Outage slogan for Kewaunee KR-29 was "Touch It Once. Touch It Right!!!!!


When the word got out how everyone really liked it, they took it off the printing presses. After there was a low turnout for orders, they again offered them with the above slogan and also offered ones without any slogan.

[incrediblehulk]

As seen at SONGS in the very early 90's: "ALARA..... As Long As Rooms Available" Showing an exploding containment due to the large #'s of techs being pushed in to the equipment hatch with a bulldozer driven by the RPM. Wearing it was grounds for instant termination. ("Go see Frank")

Ah yes...I remember it well. The craft's managers decided that it "didn't look good" to have people milling about at the beginning of shift and after lunch, so they made every single worker enter containment and THEN have the morning meeting/pre-job.

The plant RP department put a pretty quick stop to the whole mess. As for the one contractor who bravely(foolishly) wore the shirt in and told all that "No one can tell me what I can or can't wear"....well, he got his GSF and went bye bye immediately.

[wlrun3@aol.com]

   ...We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit...Aristotle...

   ...diablo...80's...

[Mike_Koehler]

As for the one contractor who bravely(foolishly) wore the shirt in and told all that "No one can tell me what I can or can't wear"....well, he got his GSF and went bye bye immediately.

It was more than 1......This was the "it sucks to be named Mike outage" We started on night shift with 8 Mikes and by the midpoint of the outage there were only 2 left.....Some departed for doing crosswords...... some "crashed" security doors........One got popped for the shirt (there were 2 T-shirt DFR's)......

Mike

[diparyar]

what about the '88-90 surry outages tee's no clue, captn' cluless, and the fryin pan.

and the banned before it made it to site at the 10yr. ISI @ HBR with all of the outage slogan's/sayings on the back, McCready's Law, respirators maybe? and others, and the beta bugs and fuel pool flooding over with the green goo on the front?

rapid

[retired nuke]

I actually suggested this one, but it got turned down...

"Whiskey and Hookers for Everyone!!" - to be printed over a chrome image of the Peterbilt Girl (that profile you see on truck mudflaps)

Oh well.... 

[MeterSwangin]

Ft Calhoun 2006:  That mindless idiot Cable Guy saying......."Git er Done.!"

Made you want to pull a few teeth, beat your wife, and pass out drunk in the trailer in front of a NASCAR race.

[Dave Warren]

Ft Calhoun 2006:  That mindless idiot Cable Guy saying......."Git er Done.!"

Made you want to pull a few teeth, beat your wife, and pass out drunk in the trailer in front of a NASCAR race.

Karma to ya brother, I couldn't have said that better myself........

[Old HP]

1992  Maine Yankee   No Clue in 92   
1979  Three Mile Island      We Stayed Behind To Save Yours!!!   

[retired nuke]

Ft Calhoun 2006:  That mindless idiot Cable Guy saying......."Git er Done.!"

Made you want to pull a few teeth, beat your wife, and pass out drunk in the trailer in front of a NASCAR race.

Know why you shouldn't watch Nascar?
There is something wrong with watching one guy lap another....

[HydroDave63]

Ft Calhoun 2006:  That mindless idiot Cable Guy saying......."Git er Done.!"

He's local talent, originally from Pawnee City...

Maybe they should have gone with "Fewer Green findings than SONGS?"

[MeterSwangin]

He's local talent, originally from Pawnee City...

Maybe they should have gone with "Fewer Green findings than SONGS?"

Nice.  Consistent! 

OPPD's CNO liked SONGS so much he now runs the place.  Been there 2 years, got the big ship turning.

[darkmatter]

I can't believe y'all left out the one: " you can't hold a candle to Browns Ferry"

My favorite one was from Wolf Creek with a T-shirt wizard of oz theme--- on the front it had Dorthy, the Tin man, Scarecrow and Lion in a Pickup truck coming to The Dome on the Range. On the back of the shirt it had the Pickup leaving Wolf Creek with Dorthy in the bed mooning the site as they're departing with one of the characters flipping the bird out the window and wads of cash flying out the windows.

[milo124]

I really liked a Dresden shirt I saw while on the road.  I'm not sure of the phrase ("Welcome to Dresneyland" I think), but I remember the picture of Mickey welcoming you at the personnel hatch.

Also, for you old timers (a little off topic)
ARC - Aunts, Relatives  & Cousins
IRM - Institute for Rubber Money

[Rock Chalk Jayhawk]

I can't believe y'all left out the one: " you can't hold a candle to Browns Ferry"

My favorite one was from Wolf Creek with a T-shirt wizard of oz theme--- on the front it had Dorthy, the Tin man, Scarecrow and Lion in a Pickup truck coming to The Dome on the Range. On the back of the shirt it had the Pickup leaving Wolf Creek with Dorthy in the bed mooning the site as they're departing with one of the characters flipping the bird out the window and wads of cash flying out the windows.

I remember seeing a classmate in junior high school wearing what, in hindsight, had to be an outage tee from Wolf Creek, and I've always remembered the saying:  "A little nuke never hurt anybody."

[Smart People]

Brunswick's forced outage in 92. "I've tripped and I can't get back up!" banned

St. Lucie had some great ones: the operator feeding a three eyed fish amertap balls. I was told not to wear it at Hatch because someone said it was anti-nuke.

Another plant's manager was named Barney. So, here's Homer Simpson asleep in the control room. Barney Fife, Barney Rubble, and Barney the dinosaur are peeking around the corner withe the slogan "Somebody's watching you!"

[JustinHEMI05]

This might not be that funny, but I thought it was.

A couple of years ago Peach Bottom had one that was "We're going to leave a mark."

The image was of a big white tail buck in the cross hairs of a rifle.

I just though, "ah, so we are going to leave a mark by killing local wildlife." Wasn't sure it was the right image for a nuclear outage.