Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie, Oct 19, 2006, 03:48

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allforthenukie

Q: Why did the ghost get arrested by the DNR on Halloween?
A: He didn't have a HAUNTING license!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had noBODY to dance with!

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: maSCAREa!

SloGlo

why coodent the zombie find his way home?

it wuz a no-brainer

quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!