Clean Halloween Humor

[allforthenukie]

Q: Why did the ghost get arrested by the DNR on Halloween?
A: He didn't have a HAUNTING license!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had noBODY to dance with!

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: maSCAREa!

[SloGlo]

why coodent the zombie find his way home?

it wuz a no-brainer