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Clean Halloween Humor
« on: Oct 19, 2006, 03:48 »
Q: Why did the ghost get arrested by the DNR on Halloween?
A: He didn't have a HAUNTING license!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had noBODY to dance with!

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear on Halloween?
A: maSCAREa!

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Re: Clean Halloween Humor
« Reply #1 on: Oct 19, 2006, 10:24 »
why coodent the zombie find his way home?

it wuz a no-brainer

quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

 


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