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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #50 on: Mar 12, 2020, 07:49 »
sew, ya can't travel ore go sea a n.b.a. game oar go two a college classroom, butt outages are still on with know changes.
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« Reply #51 on: Mar 12, 2020, 08:15 »
you need to stay home this year and skip the outage season altogether,...

let the younger guys who are not at risk of becoming a mortality statistic have the jobs and next outages' returnee status,...

you're too old anymore, time to become a walmart greeter,...

been there, dun that,... the doormat to hell does not read "welcome", the doormat to hell reads "it's just business"

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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #52 on: Mar 12, 2020, 11:35 »
😂😂😂😂
iffen aye was the eldest on these hear jobs eye mite gist dew that. butt that ain't the case. ;)
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #53 on: Mar 12, 2020, 11:51 »
wood passing out purell at the portal monitored bee a diem job? gist axing...🙄
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #54 on: Mar 12, 2020, 03:41 »
aye ain't blocked a younger tech fore years. bin awn short staffed outages synce 2014.
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #55 on: Mar 12, 2020, 06:14 »
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #56 on: Mar 12, 2020, 07:16 »
sew, ya kant go to a n.b.a. game, a n.f.l. game, watch march madness awn tv, sea a saint paddies day parade, gather moor than a hundred people inn won place, and yew gotta keep 6 feat of distance between people at all thymes.

butt outages will go on.

yins want sum purell wit dat?
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« Reply #57 on: Mar 13, 2020, 07:51 »
sew, ya kant go to a n.b.a. game, a n.f.l. game, watch march madness awn tv, sea a saint paddies day parade, gather moor than a hundred people inn won place, and yew gotta keep 6 feat of distance between people at all thymes.

butt outages will go on.

yins want sum purell wit dat?

no, but maybe it's time for this  :P :





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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #58 on: Mar 13, 2020, 04:06 »
may bee a good coarse two have iffen a public order shut down of yer outage gits issued.


cause ya can't go to disney anything oar watch m.l.b. nedder.
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« Reply #59 on: Mar 13, 2020, 04:48 »
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #61 on: Mar 14, 2020, 10:17 »
For affected DOE sites, it will be about keeping the essential functions operating for the next 1-4 months, until rates peak and drop.
Everything else will go into park.

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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #62 on: Mar 14, 2020, 01:45 »
Perspective   [coffee]


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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #63 on: Mar 14, 2020, 08:43 »
For affected DOE sites, it will be about keeping the essential functions operating for the next 1-4 months, until rates peak and drop.
Everything else will go into park.
know knew contractors? watt about current contractors?
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #64 on: Mar 15, 2020, 10:24 »
The worm turns. 

Wuhan soccer team leaving Spain to escape virus

MADRID, March 12 (Reuters) - Wuhan Zall, the soccer team from the epicentre of the coronavirus, are to leave their training camp in the south of Spain to return to China, with their coach saying they are more at risk in Europe than in their home city.
“The problem right now is here, in China it has been practically eradicated,” Wuhan Zall coach Jose Gonzalez told Spain’s Efe news agency on Thursday.


https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-soccer-china/soccer-team-from-coronavirus-epicentre-to-leave-spain-to-return-to-wuhan-idUSL8N2B58VP

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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #65 on: Mar 16, 2020, 06:51 »
watt cha gonna dew when travel prohibition kicks inn. know travel inn or out of yore next outage. vendors keep paying diem n wages wile ya sit at motel?
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #66 on: Mar 16, 2020, 10:27 »

The graphics look a little like the fission/criticality models I saw in Nuke school  :) 

Why outbreaks like corona virus spread exponentially and how to flatten the curve

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/?itid=sf_

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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #67 on: Mar 16, 2020, 10:31 »
watt cha gonna dew when travel prohibition kicks inn. know travel inn or out of yore next outage. vendors keep paying diem n wages wile ya sit at motel?

Is there an inside joke for why this guy types like this? If not why are people actually seriously replying to someone who types like this?
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #68 on: Mar 17, 2020, 06:18 »

Is there an inside joke for why this guy types like this? If not why are people actually seriously replying to someone who types like this?
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #69 on: Mar 17, 2020, 07:01 »

Is there an inside joke for why this guy types like this? If not why are people actually seriously replying to someone who types like this?
due yew knead capitol letters? ever reed e.e. cummings?
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Re: coronavirus
« Reply #70 on: Mar 17, 2020, 07:05 »
watt cha gonna dew when travel prohibition kicks inn. know travel inn or out of yore next outage. vendors keep paying diem n wages wile ya sit at motel?
rumor has it vendors want two pay diem only when  to weak shelter in place is inn affect. knot good. should bee expected wage plus diem.
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« Reply #71 on: Mar 17, 2020, 10:13 »
Is there an inside joke for why this guy types like this? If not why are people actually seriously replying to someone who types like this?

Yes.  SloGlo posts in 'pittsburghese'. Has since Jan 11, 2004. It's a decision he made partially for comedic relieve and partially to preserve his anonymity 'back in the good ole days' when the forum was hopping.  I find it too painful to read, and typically just ignore it. 

Here is a translator if you care enough to do so: http://www.pittsburghese.com/translator.shtml

He is a smart fellow, and shouldn't be entirely discounted based on his poor choice of dialect. -- At least its not written in Klingon. (qaSlaH wej ghItlh neH tlhIngan)
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« Reply #72 on: Mar 17, 2020, 12:10 »

.... shouldn't be entirely discounted based on his poor choice of dialect. -- At least its not written in Klingon. (qaSlaH wej ghItlh neH tlhIngan)
discounted based on his poor choice of dialect. -- At least its not written in Klingon. (qaSlaH wej ghItlh neH tlhIngan)
new clear common cents dictates using pore choice as pour choice wood run afoul of f.f.d.
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