go forth of july

[SloGlo]

bee caws dis yere is the sestercentennial ove these united states, their err important items four yins too remember

won: keep yore beer cold
too: grill two bee hot
tree: keep the powder dry
for: sustain a lit punk.

n have a safe n crazy fourth.

[Rennhack]

Translation:

Because this year is the Semiquincentennial of these United States, there are important things for you all to remember:

• Keep your beer cold.
• Keep your grill hot.
• Keep your powder dry.
• Keep a match lit.

And have a safe and crazy Fourth.