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Started by Rennhack, Oct 08, 2002, 12:00

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Rennhack

Some day I'll be making T-shirts.  They will Have the little NukeWorker guy (to be named later) on the front.  However, I'd like to put a catchy little slogan on there, or some other attention getter.  Perhaps a top ten list on the back...

My vote is for: "No Check, No Tech...No Diem, No See 'em."

The winner will get a free shirt.

jerrbear

NAMES
man= duke nukem, Rad Barriers, Ram Tag, Sam Nine, Ram Ion,
woman= alara Briefs, Magenta Black, Ali Dac, Gen Jumper

This nukes for you,
I glow do you?,

Piston

No nukes is bad karma

metalman40

Go with the your slogan, matches my business card.
Sometimes you just want to say dilligaf and go dfr.

SloGlo

have records, will travel
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

littlebittime

Mike just a thought about names and slogans...

If your intent is to make this site a place for all disiplines of nuclear power, which would then attract other people, making more traffic... and presumably then easier to sell your merchandise and ad space... then I would suggest something that isn't as specific as
"no check no tech... no diem no see um"  or anything else along the same vain as it doesn't speak to all disiplines of nuclear power.  (meaning in house as well as contractors)


And rainman or anyone else ... before you blow a gasket screaming about how I'm not a nuke worker... let me just mention I am someone with experience in the area of advertising design and marketing.

getaclue2

FEEL THE POWERwith a couple of
tri-foils on either side

RDTroja

You could always resurrect the old classic:

A Little Nukie Never Hurt Anybody
"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."

                                  -Marty Feldman

"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to understand that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
                                  -Ronald Reagan

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

                                  - Voltaire

RDTroja

Or, how about:

No, I don't glow in the dark -- but I sure do shine at night!
"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."

                                  -Marty Feldman

"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to understand that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
                                  -Ronald Reagan

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

                                  - Voltaire

SloGlo

'energy or weapons..... your choice'
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

RADBASTARD

How about
"It's not rocket science we're just spliting atoms"

mikeland


mikeland

Or would a 'Nuke with a big tick' get someone done for copyright?


 ;D

DainJer

Precision Fission for Electricity Derision ???????

Rain Man

"Mass conversion by mass confusion"
"Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenaged boys." -P.J. O'Rourke

"Politics is the skilled use of blunt instruments"  -Lester B. Pearson

GWHunter

KNOW MORE NUKES.   or    NEED MORE NUKES.

littlebittime

the nuke worker (girl image)  slogan
"I don't glow... I glisten"

littlebittime

dainjer... I love  "Precision Fission"  very clever.

SloGlo

energy shortage?  glow with it!
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

SloGlo

have a nuke for breakfast.

Special K!
quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

frefaln

How about the old standy  "Expose yourself to Radiation".

Hernia_Bar

For a slogan, how about "Dilution's The Solution" or "Dilution Is The Solution". ;)

RADBASTARD

HOW ABOUT      
"I'm not an H.P. I'm with the tour group, but I did stay at a HOLIDAY INN EXPRESS LAST NIGHT"

HAIRDUDE

Don't make tshirts.......make tennis shoes with a backward swoosh and NUKE instead of NIKE on them

HAIRDUDE

Better yet, you could make a whole line of sporting gear with that name/emblem!

ex-turbine_cowboy

Whenever a neighbor discovered that I worked at Nuke plants they always asked the "Aint you afrait of that ther rad-i-ation"?  Why wife always answered "Why should I be, HE"S GOT A NIGHT LIGHT THAT NEVER GOES OUT" :-[

So I vote for the "Nuclear Energy - The Light that keeps on shining"

Hernia_Bar

One of the ten sayings/phrases that could go on a T-shirt is, Know Nukes Before You Say "NO NUKES!"

As for the name of a little character on the shirt, it could be BANGER, short for Beta, Alpha, Neutron, Gamma, Emitted Radiation.    

Hernia_Bar

Just had another inspiration for a slogan.  How about, Nuclear Trash = Big Cash. ;)

idrum4food

How about, "Got Nukes?". With a power house silhouette under the slogan.

Nuclear_Dog

How's about
Noth'n works like a NukeWorker......or
Nobody works like a NukeWorker

NukeWorkers do it with control rods

Gone fission. NukeWorker.com

We know what to do with fission products. NukeWorker.com

The best fission is controlled fission.

I control fission to light up your life.

Fission's good but fusion's hotter (okay it's a bit of a stretch but I tried)

 




"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
Major Sidney Theodore Freedman

Rennhack

I like those, keep 'em comming.

Photonuke

"Nuclear Power... Beta than Fossils!"

"NukeWorker.com... Experience The Power!"

"Nuclear Power... Your Gamma never boiled water like this!"

"Nuclear? This isn't your grandfathers power plant!"

(I hate to show my age like this, but....)
"Nuclear? What's it all about, Alpha?"


Enquiringkitty

Hi Rennhack ;),
     I have been trying to get someone to tell me what the password for the bathroom wall is for a long time  :-? but I have yet to find out :-[. Could you tell me?  I think I might be missing some pretty good discussions.  Thanks,  Enquiringkitty...Arklamiss@hotmail.com

Rennhack

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QuoteHi Rennhack ;),
     I have been trying to get someone to tell me what the password for the bathroom wall is for a long time  :-? but I have yet to find out :-[. Could you tell me?  I think I might be missing some pretty good discussions.  Thanks,  Enquiringkitty...Arklamiss@hotmail.com

rad_waste

group of fellows and i had t-shirts that read RCT inthe front and on the back it read "if you see us running that means somethings wrong" :o :o :o :o :o :)

DecommMan

America Works Best When We Say Nuclear YES ! 8)
Decomm Man

SloGlo

quando omni flunkus moritati

dubble eye, dubble yew, dubble aye!

dew the best ya kin, wit watt ya have, ware yinze are!

Rain Man

"Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenaged boys." -P.J. O'Rourke

"Politics is the skilled use of blunt instruments"  -Lester B. Pearson

moodusjack

Unfortunately, I recall this little gem from the dark ages:

HP - we lie...you fry


theroberts

I like the "Got Nukes ? " one, too..


jackthejoker

How about "Radiation Protection...Nuclear Power, Medical Research/Treatment, DOE...NukeWorker.com from A to Z.

Mike McFarlin

If you can't hack it, get your jacket!
"Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." General Robert E. Lee, C.S.A.

moke

IRHP

"Frying for Dollars" or "My Way or the Highway" were oldies.

 ;D




Pet_Cow

I am an old fashion kind of guy. My all time favorite was "No One Can Hold A Candle To Brown's Ferry."

Or maybe, "Every Plant Has A Homer Simpson."

"Redi-Mix- it's not just for driveways anymore" with a picture of spent fuel being loaded into a low bid concrete container.

Or anything Richard Grant can come up with.

LoneWolf

I remember years ago plant workers were wearing t-shirts with a really hot lookin girl holding a respirator with the saying "A little rubber could save ya". It was always an eye catcher.

Mike McFarlin

If it don't cause a catarac it ain't sh**!
"Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. You should never wish to do less." General Robert E. Lee, C.S.A.

Rain Man

"Will work for per diem"
"Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenaged boys." -P.J. O'Rourke

"Politics is the skilled use of blunt instruments"  -Lester B. Pearson

philpatton

What about  "Have Contract, Will Travel"

cotob

How about...

NukeWorker.com
"What's Your Reaction"

or

"Have you been irradiated today?
(nukeworker guy should be eating a banana)

Aerosquirl

I say, Nuke worker: who needs a night light??
I glow in the dark and come in sparks....... :P

Walt Harris

It REALLY hurts (a little bit) to agree with littlebittime, but she is right...you need a somewhat generic slogan to appeal to a wide range of folks (i.e.-customers $$$). After all, you've seen how dependable 'us' HP's are when you need support (donations, golf shirt orders, ticket sales, yada, yada, yada (Guilty myself)) Maybe as Mike said...the top pick generic slogan on the front with a top-ten list (maybe optional) on the back?
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

maxupdate

Old one..."HP's have hotter probes."

Wraith

Time - Distance - Contractor?

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