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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #25 on: Dec 07, 2006, 01:56 »
If you ever put flashing LHRA lights on a Christmas tree.... you might be a rad tech :P
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #26 on: Dec 08, 2006, 04:50 »
If you ever made a basketball with an inflated glove & duct tape...
If you ever showed up to an outage & found an ex-wife, ex-girlfriend and was staying with someone else...
If you ever made a cannon with a herculite tube & a rubber glove...
If you ever bought clothes so you didn't have to do laundry...

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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #27 on: Dec 08, 2006, 11:29 »
iffen yer favorite pillow izan ro2a.......... yinz might be a rad tech!
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #28 on: Dec 08, 2006, 02:36 »
If you've played "duct tape golf" in the basement of containment or a tendon gallery.

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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #29 on: Dec 08, 2006, 04:00 »
If you can't explain to your friends and relatives what you do for a living and make it sound like real work....uuuuuuuuu might be a rad tech!

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« Reply #30 on: Dec 08, 2006, 08:46 »
If you use 3-way communication in normal everyday conversation with people who aren't in the business.... ("I understand that you want me to buy a gallon of milk and a stick of butter at the store...."  "that is correct....")  ;)
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #31 on: Dec 08, 2006, 09:58 »
iffen yinz refer to coats, hats, gloves, etc. as anti-c, because they are anti-cold garb.....ya might be a rad tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #32 on: Dec 08, 2006, 10:09 »
If you use 3-way communication in normal everyday conversation with people who aren't in the business.... ("I understand that you want me to buy a gallon of milk and a stick of butter at the store...."  "that is correct....")  ;)

I'm only an electrician but I can tell that my wife is tired of the 2 & 3 way communication. 

Ok, back on topic.  If you've ever set the record for taping blown-up gloves to hardhats, you might be a rad-tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #33 on: Dec 09, 2006, 09:48 »
iffen yinz ever "borrowed" a set of tyvek to clean out your gutters....ya might be a rad tech




iffen yer coworkers knew what was up, 'n drawed a crank on the back of said tyvek.... ya might work with rad techs.

 

iffen yer kids were asking "daddy, what's that finger doing on your back"..... ya might have a nuclear family
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« Reply #34 on: Dec 11, 2006, 09:07 »
If you've ever taken advantage of Walmarts satisfaction guarantee to return all the stuff before you leave town at the end of the outage, then you might be a rad tech.

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« Reply #35 on: Dec 11, 2006, 09:41 »
walmart rental program is the term lol

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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #36 on: Dec 12, 2006, 08:48 »
iffen yinz think that passing gas while walking by the pcm2b at break time is humorous.... ya might be a rad tech.
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« Reply #37 on: Dec 13, 2006, 12:22 »
if you're reading this right now chuckling since you've done a few of these things....you might be a rad tech

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« Reply #38 on: Dec 13, 2006, 02:15 »
iffen yinz think that passing gas while walking by the pcm2b at break time is humorous.... ya might be a rad tech.

Also, if you've farted IN the PCM2B while your doing the left side, right before the thing beeps so the guy behind you in line can enjoy it too.......you just might be a rad tech.

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« Reply #39 on: Dec 13, 2006, 07:41 »
If you use aluminum foil to cover your bedroom windows.....ya might be a (nightshift) rad tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #40 on: Dec 14, 2006, 05:02 »
iffen yinz find yerself ona side ofa road, wit red lites flashing behind ya, patiently explaining to the state police officer that the trefoil on the "cb radioactive" bumper sticker is not hazardous material sticker..............ya might be a rad tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #41 on: Dec 14, 2006, 05:06 »
iffen yinz kin write α, β, ‘n γ on nukeworker…. ya might be a rad tech
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #42 on: Dec 14, 2006, 05:45 »
If you know which state pay the highest unemployment..........You might be a rad tech

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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #43 on: Dec 16, 2006, 12:32 »
iffen yinz can't remember sumbuddies name iffen they ain't wareing a hood 'n jumpsuit.......... ya might be a rad tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #44 on: Dec 20, 2006, 07:03 »
If you know someone's real name by virtue of their username on nukeworker....  you've probably been a rad tech too damn long.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #45 on: Dec 20, 2006, 10:38 »
iffen yer more worried about da sensitivity of yer probe than it's size......ya might be a radtech.
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« Reply #46 on: Dec 21, 2006, 12:27 »
yes but its not the size or sensitivity that counts...its how you use it

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« Reply #47 on: Dec 21, 2006, 10:20 »
If you've ever taken advantage of Walmarts satisfaction guarantee to return all the stuff before you leave town at the end of the outage, then you might be a rad tech.

Yep, done that. We've actually bought at the local thrift store then had them come and pick it back up when we leave, and of course we got a reciept to take it off our taxes as a charitable contribution.

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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #48 on: Dec 23, 2006, 08:59 »
iffen yinz put tear tabs ona gift wrapping tape.... ya might be a rad tech.
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Re: You might be a Redneck .... I mean Rad Tech .....
« Reply #49 on: Dec 23, 2006, 05:07 »
If you can read SloGlo's replies w/o a translator...then U might be a rad tech.
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