What's Your best excuse for being late?

[stewdill]

Mostly I never use an excuse I just say I am going to be late. But I had a co worker who called in late because a bee stung his b#ll sac.

[LaFeet]

Im not late... Im just real early for tomorrow

[navytwinmom]

I never have to come up with an excuse....if I think I am going to be late I call the boss and tell her i need a mental health day and i ain't coming in. She never gives me any problems...guess they know one day I might go postal on them.

Lucky for them this only happens about 2x per year. 

[Turbo]

I've called in late on my day off before during an outage.(Lots of hours one can get sleepy).  But normally if I 'm running a little late I tell the supervisor that I woke up dead, or that I was haveing a difficult time figuring out where I put myself.  That normally gets me off the hook.  BUt then again I'm not late very often.

[ADANTE25]

drunk at Harbor View Wines and Liquors  https://maps.app.goo.gl/dhB7C29Zxt3HdUYMA

[joebeats]

Middle 80s I called in and told them at Millstone that felt too good to come in.