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A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 38,707

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 51
Views: 31,109

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 29
Views: 22,286

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 21,829

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

Replies: 28
Views: 20,221

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 13,291

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 26
Views: 12,586

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 12,348

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 13
Views: 11,331

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Replies: 7
Views: 10,523

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 10,391

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

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Replies: 25
Views: 10,369

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 10,172

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 10,107

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,814

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 9,521

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Replies: 6
Views: 9,477

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 9,297

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 9,058

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

Replies: 10
Views: 9,055

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 9,021

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,928

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,848

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 8,725

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 8,703

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,686

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,661

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 8,596

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 8,514

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 8,492

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 8,480

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Replies: 1
Views: 8,472

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 4
Views: 8,412

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 2
Views: 8,408

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,398

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,396

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 3
Views: 8,374

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,301

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,295

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,281

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 8,265

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 8,232

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 8,221

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Replies: 0
Views: 8,218

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 8,187

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 8,158

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,149

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 8,134

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 2
Views: 8,133

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 0
Views: 8,112

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,088

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 8,077

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,067

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,050

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 7,999

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 7,965

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Replies: 1
Views: 7,940

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 6
Views: 7,921

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 0
Views: 7,915

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,915

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,906

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,858

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,841

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,834

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,807

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,792

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 7,775

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,762

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,757

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,753

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,751

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,746

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 0
Views: 7,742

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,742

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 7,719

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 7,706

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 0
Views: 7,704

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,702

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,649

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Replies: 5
Views: 7,555

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 0
Views: 7,554

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,515

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,470

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,466

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,314

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

Replies: 3
Views: 7,167

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 6,993

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,984

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,975

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 8
Views: 6,953

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,925

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Replies: 4
Views: 6,912

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,668

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,640

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,595

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,593

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,585

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,574

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,566

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 6,565

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 6,563

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 6,491

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 6,467

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,456

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 6,391

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,370

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Replies: 7
Views: 6,364

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 6,276

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,268

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,259

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,244

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 6,228

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 6,221

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 0
Views: 6,150

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,147

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 6,139

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 6,092

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 6,033

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 2
Views: 6,030

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Replies: 2
Views: 6,030

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,843

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 5,828

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 1
Views: 5,794

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 5,776

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Replies: 1
Views: 5,756

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 5,717

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,714

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 5,688

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 5,645

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 5,632

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 5,629

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,627

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,609

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,570

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,508

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 5,497

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,420

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,419

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,417

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,416

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 5,377

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Replies: 1
Views: 5,292

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,264

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,251

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 5,184

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,140

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 5
Views: 5,134

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 5,058

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,879

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,823

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

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