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A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

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Replies: 47
Views: 31,651

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 51
Views: 26,379

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 20,530

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

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Replies: 29
Views: 18,487

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 28
Views: 18,432

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 12,131

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 26
Views: 11,416

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 11,127

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 13
Views: 9,966

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 9,293

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Replies: 7
Views: 9,281

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

Replies: 7
Views: 9,279

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,179

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 9,039

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 8,869

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Replies: 6
Views: 8,577

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 8,272

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 8,206

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,132

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 8,051

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,999

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 10
Views: 7,906

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Replies: 1
Views: 7,895

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 7,882

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 7,845

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,684

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,681

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,609

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 7,588

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Replies: 2
Views: 7,557

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,553

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,543

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 7,536

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,460

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,438

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 0
Views: 7,424

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,417

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,411

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

Replies: 4
Views: 7,386

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 7,385

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,361

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 7,318

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,295

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 2
Views: 7,292

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,281

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,272

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,246

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 7,213

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,204

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 7,199

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,156

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,145

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,125

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 1
Views: 7,116

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,112

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,095

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,073

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,063

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,041

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 6,984

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,978

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,976

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,954

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 6,937

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,925

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 6
Views: 6,922

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 0
Views: 6,922

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 0
Views: 6,921

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,899

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,897

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,895

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,892

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 6,878

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,873

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,865

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,855

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 6,852

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 6,846

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,846

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 6,747

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,635

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,354

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,220

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

Replies: 5
Views: 6,190

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,121

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,104

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 8
Views: 6,013

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Replies: 4
Views: 5,943

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 7
Views: 5,937

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 3
Views: 5,923

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 5
Views: 5,921

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,823

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,799

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,760

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 5,757

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 5,750

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,734

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,719

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,717

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,660

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 5,611

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 3
Views: 5,589

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 5,569

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 5,526

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,522

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 5,408

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,384

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,379

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,377

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 5,342

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,331

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,331

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,292

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,254

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 5,248

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,202

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 1
Views: 5,200

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 2
Views: 5,188

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,145

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 5,120

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 3
Views: 5,031

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,990

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,967

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 4,951

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,925

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,902

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 4,868

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,856

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 4,854

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 5
Views: 4,832

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,804

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 4,796

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,796

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 4,791

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 4,762

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 4,745

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,713

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,694

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,691

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 4,671

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,627

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 4,574

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 4,570

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Replies: 12
Views: 4,555

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,549

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,528

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,422

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Replies: 1
Views: 4,383

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,335

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,309

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

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