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A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 35,959

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 51
Views: 29,511

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 21,490

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

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Replies: 29
Views: 20,837

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 28
Views: 19,579

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 12,887

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 26
Views: 12,246

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 11,850

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 13
Views: 10,819

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 10,056

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Replies: 7
Views: 10,030

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 9,943

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 9,766

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 9,643

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,634

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 6
Views: 9,100

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 8,960

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,853

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 8,747

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 8,636

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Replies: 10
Views: 8,586

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,560

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,461

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 8,402

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,366

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 8,297

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,240

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 8,198

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 8,168

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Replies: 1
Views: 8,127

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 8,113

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 8,071

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Replies: 0
Views: 8,070

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 8,049

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 4
Views: 8,035

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 3
Views: 8,026

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 3
Views: 8,006

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,964

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 7,929

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,916

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,916

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,857

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,843

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 7,841

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Replies: 1
Views: 7,831

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,814

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,798

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 0
Views: 7,771

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,766

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 3
Views: 7,742

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 1
Views: 7,731

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,693

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 7,671

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 7,639

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Replies: 1
Views: 7,622

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,612

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,605

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 7,603

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

Replies: 0
Views: 7,583

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 7,579

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,528

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,516

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 6
Views: 7,502

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 0
Views: 7,473

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,470

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,432

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,432

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,425

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 7,424

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,424

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,421

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,415

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 7,411

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 0
Views: 7,397

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,391

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 7,391

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,374

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,363

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 0
Views: 7,337

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Replies: 0
Views: 7,228

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,133

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,093

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 7,088

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 5
Views: 6,991

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,890

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

Replies: 3
Views: 6,747

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,657

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 6,586

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,584

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Replies: 3
Views: 6,577

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 4
Views: 6,441

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,441

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,339

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,296

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,273

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,254

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,236

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,230

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,226

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 7
Views: 6,221

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 4
Views: 6,193

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 2
Views: 6,178

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 6,151

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 6,129

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 6,067

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 6,031

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,957

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,916

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,889

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 2
Views: 5,870

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,863

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 5,847

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 5,832

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,816

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 1
Views: 5,780

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 5,776

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,718

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 2
Views: 5,679

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Replies: 2
Views: 5,677

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 5,664

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 5,486

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 5,445

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 5,442

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 1
Views: 5,427

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 5,416

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 5,356

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 5,351

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,350

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 5,302

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 5,300

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Replies: 1
Views: 5,288

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,279

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,262

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,250

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 3
Views: 5,239

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,205

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,166

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 5,150

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,072

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 5,053

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,046

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 5,021

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,990

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,974

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 4,918

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 12
Views: 4,879

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 1
Views: 4,851

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,830

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,751

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,667

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

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