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A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 42,092

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 51
Views: 33,406

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 29
Views: 23,859

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 22,577

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

Replies: 28
Views: 21,078

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 13,823

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 26
Views: 13,092

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 12,899

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 13
Views: 11,965

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Replies: 7
Views: 11,099

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 10,987

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

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Replies: 25
Views: 10,941

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 10,684

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 10,662

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 10,207

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 10,149

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Replies: 6
Views: 9,898

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 9,872

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Replies: 10
Views: 9,659

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 9,472

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 9,471

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 9,386

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 9,275

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 9,188

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 9,163

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Replies: 1
Views: 9,141

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 9,079

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 9,069

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 9,045

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 8,963

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Replies: 1
Views: 8,921

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 8,912

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 8,868

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 4
Views: 8,831

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 3
Views: 8,830

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 1
Views: 8,825

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,820

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

Replies: 2
Views: 8,797

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,768

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 8,729

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,721

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,700

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 8,695

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 8,664

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,647

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 8,645

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,607

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,572

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 8,566

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 1
Views: 8,548

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 8,497

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,474

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,453

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 1
Views: 8,433

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 6
Views: 8,415

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 1
Views: 8,381

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 8,357

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Replies: 1
Views: 8,346

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,315

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,305

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,297

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,296

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,275

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 8,213

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 8,203

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 8,197

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 8,170

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 8,165

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,157

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,150

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 5
Views: 8,149

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 0
Views: 8,144

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,144

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,142

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 0
Views: 8,114

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 8,110

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,103

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,102

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,097

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 0
Views: 8,080

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 8,012

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Replies: 0
Views: 7,957

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,912

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,864

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

Replies: 0
Views: 7,848

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 7,642

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 7,579

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 7,520

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,502

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Replies: 4
Views: 7,477

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Replies: 8
Views: 7,468

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,391

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 7,159

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,055

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 7,031

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Replies: 4
Views: 7,010

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,007

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,983

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,964

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,963

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,959

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,906

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 6,890

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Replies: 3
Views: 6,873

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,852

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,793

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 6,735

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 2
Views: 6,724

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 6,708

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 3
Views: 6,704

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 2
Views: 6,676

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,663

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,634

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 6,616

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 7
Views: 6,570

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 1
Views: 6,560

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 0
Views: 6,521

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 6,491

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 2
Views: 6,475

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,464

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 6,266

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 1
Views: 6,265

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 6,232

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 6,217

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Replies: 1
Views: 6,188

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 6,179

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 6,148

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,137

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Replies: 1
Views: 6,111

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 6,090

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 6,071

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 6,065

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Replies: 0
Views: 6,029

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,994

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,945

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,922

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,877

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,868

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 5,841

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 1
Views: 5,771

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,724

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,680

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,642

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 3
Views: 5,568

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 5,422

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,355

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 12
Views: 5,320

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 5
Views: 5,278

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 5,074

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 5,051

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

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