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A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 33,688

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 51
Views: 27,852

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 20,985

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

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Replies: 29
Views: 19,615

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 28
Views: 18,865

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 12,475

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 26
Views: 11,758

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 11,449

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 13
Views: 10,342

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 9,613

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Replies: 7
Views: 9,605

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 9,564

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 9,355

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,349

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 9,231

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Replies: 6
Views: 8,819

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 8,587

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,496

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 8,461

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 8,316

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 8,265

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 10
Views: 8,204

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Replies: 1
Views: 8,142

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 8,134

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,095

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,963

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,957

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,886

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 7,875

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Replies: 1
Views: 7,810

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,803

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 7,788

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Replies: 2
Views: 7,783

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,704

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,702

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 7,699

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 3
Views: 7,697

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,660

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,658

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 7,652

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 7,650

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,571

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Replies: 2
Views: 7,529

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,527

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 7,523

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,522

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,515

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,513

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 7,512

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,473

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 3
Views: 7,422

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,384

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,383

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,368

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,358

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 7,350

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,318

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 7,309

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,273

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,236

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,212

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,203

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 7,203

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 6
Views: 7,197

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 0
Views: 7,193

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 7,192

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

Replies: 0
Views: 7,171

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,164

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 7,157

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,157

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 2
Views: 7,150

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 7,145

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,144

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,136

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,130

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,129

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,106

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 0
Views: 7,098

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 7,090

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Replies: 0
Views: 6,971

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,877

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,751

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 6,682

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 5
Views: 6,558

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,521

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

Replies: 3
Views: 6,420

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,407

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,283

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Replies: 4
Views: 6,229

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,225

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 4
Views: 6,084

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,076

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 6,056

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,041

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,034

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,015

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,001

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,983

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,960

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,899

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 5,881

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 3
Views: 5,878

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 5,855

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 5,793

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,745

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 5,716

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,648

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,622

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,619

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 2
Views: 5,601

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 5,580

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 5,579

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,560

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,504

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 5,494

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,455

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 1
Views: 5,433

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 2
Views: 5,420

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,399

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 5,386

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 5,214

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 5,174

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,172

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 5,151

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,128

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 5,125

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Replies: 3
Views: 5,114

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Replies: 1
Views: 5,084

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 5,079

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 5,076

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,034

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 5,016

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,014

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 5,005

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,004

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,938

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 5
Views: 4,914

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,908

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 4,902

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,834

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,821

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,803

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 4,788

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,778

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 12
Views: 4,695

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 1
Views: 4,628

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,623

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Replies: 1
Views: 4,549

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,546

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,533

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

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