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Views: 829

Jun 16, 2025, 12:08
by Marlin

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Views: 889

Jul 02, 2025, 07:54
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 999

May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler

Powers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Apr 26, 2025, 02:00
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,081

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,108

Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler

Truths

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

May 14, 2003, 11:21
by Phurst

Drinks!

Started by thx113823

Replies: 0
Views: 1,475

Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823

Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

Replies: 0
Views: 1,501

Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459

news

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo

Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 0
Views: 1,519

Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime

LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat

snow humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Dec 08, 2003, 02:29
by SloGlo

After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,554

Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,584

May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,594

Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL

World's biggest Margurita

Started by greengoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Mar 13, 2004, 08:43
by greengoo

Fishy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,600

Aug 18, 2025, 11:46
by peteshonkwiler

Re: st. peter

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,633

Jan 18, 2003, 08:21
by ex-turbine_cowboy

The Bear And The Atheist

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,636

May 12, 2003, 05:59
by Already Gone

What kids say...

Started by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,660

Apr 07, 2004, 03:35
by garycom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Jan 28, 2004, 01:31
by Roll Tide

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,685

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,718

Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 1,743

Jan 02, 2004, 05:54
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 1,773

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,805

Aug 13, 2003, 09:44
by Doc_REM

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 1,812

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,844

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

The Wall

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,845

Mar 08, 2003, 10:22
by Nuclear NASCAR

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 1,853

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

technical terms

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,875

Apr 07, 2004, 04:07
by garycom

WMD web site.

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 1,893

May 11, 2003, 06:50
by alphaman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

Stupid Videos

Started by azkidd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,926

Apr 13, 2003, 05:53
by azkidd

Replies: 3
Views: 1,936

Apr 28, 2003, 06:54
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,985

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,988

Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 2,024

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 2,030

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Replies: 3
Views: 2,050

Mar 18, 2004, 06:53
by Roll Tide

Replies: 1
Views: 2,071

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

Replies: 0
Views: 2,084

May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke

Replies: 1
Views: 2,084

Feb 11, 2003, 01:54
by Doc_REM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,122

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Sensitive Men...

Started by Melrose

Replies: 2
Views: 2,128

Mar 18, 2004, 11:25
by greengoo

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 2,157

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 2,202

Feb 21, 2025, 01:04
by Marlin

Tech Support

Started by getaclue2

Replies: 3
Views: 2,209

Feb 08, 2003, 03:55
by HousePuke

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,237

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

Replies: 1
Views: 2,237

Apr 19, 2004, 09:32
by harleygirl

Replies: 0
Views: 2,319

Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 2,334

Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069

his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,345

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Confession

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,360

Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,367

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

Replies: 4
Views: 2,372

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

Replies: 3
Views: 2,475

Apr 07, 2004, 02:28
by Camella Black

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,489

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 3
Views: 2,522

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

You Didn't Say That?

Started by RAD-GHOST

Replies: 1
Views: 2,706

Aug 17, 2004, 02:07
by damad1

Quotes and an Old Almanac Joke

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 2,719

Aug 18, 2004, 01:28
by raymcginnis

Replies: 4
Views: 2,792

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 4
Views: 2,797

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

Replies: 6
Views: 2,960

Apr 15, 2004, 02:42
by harleygirl

Tech Job Posting

Started by roadhard

Replies: 4
Views: 3,007

Jul 01, 2004, 11:11
by Already Gone

whatever happened to Biff?

Started by moodusjack

Replies: 5
Views: 3,140

Jun 24, 2004, 10:20
by Radcat069

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 3,143

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,207

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

Replies: 6
Views: 3,358

Jun 14, 2004, 07:28
by Marlin

Replies: 15
Views: 3,376

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 3,513

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,515

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 16
Views: 3,746

Mar 16, 2004, 11:23
by wolf459

Replies: 15
Views: 3,776

Mar 02, 2004, 04:56
by Haz-Mater

Replies: 0
Views: 3,976

Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen

quiz

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,049

Sep 11, 2004, 03:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 4,143

Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 4,175

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,207

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 4,257

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,289

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,362

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,440

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,472

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,481

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 4,482

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

Replies: 12
Views: 4,498

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,554

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 4,560

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,579

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,592

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 4,637

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 4,641

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,653

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,654

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Replies: 1
Views: 4,669

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,689

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Replies: 0
Views: 4,697

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 4,714

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 4,740

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,746

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 4,767

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,789

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 1
Views: 4,802

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,841

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,847

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,881

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 3
Views: 4,978

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 4,981

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 2
Views: 5,023

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Replies: 1
Views: 5,073

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 1
Views: 5,074

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 2
Views: 5,083

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 5,132

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,141

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,153

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,190

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,220

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 5,246

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,250

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,269

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,270

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 5,286

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,392

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 5,406

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Replies: 2
Views: 5,422

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 3
Views: 5,454

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Replies: 4
Views: 5,493

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,574

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,575

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Replies: 4
Views: 5,611

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,616

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,639

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,649

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,662

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 5,681

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,694

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,722

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 5,778

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 4
Views: 5,794

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 8
Views: 5,834

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Replies: 7
Views: 5,869

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 3
Views: 5,990

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,005

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

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