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his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,689

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 7,746

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 1
Views: 8,295

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,264

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 5,184

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 3
Views: 2,865

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

Replies: 0
Views: 4,486

Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 2,423

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 38,707

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,953

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,926

Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke

Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

Replies: 0
Views: 1,824

Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 8,265

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 15
Views: 3,861

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 0
Views: 6,593

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 5,645

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,757

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,999

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 6,467

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 3,122

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 8,725

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,140

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 10,369

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Replies: 2
Views: 6,244

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,002

Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 8,218

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 7,841

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 2,647

Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,925

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,914

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 6,391

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Replies: 28
Views: 20,221

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 5,570

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 0
Views: 1,889

Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,301

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,841

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 7
Views: 6,364

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 2
Views: 2,239

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

Replies: 2
Views: 2,603

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Replies: 1
Views: 5,714

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,566

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 2,379

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Replies: 13
Views: 11,331

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 5,717

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Confession

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,692

Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,643

Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069

Replies: 6
Views: 9,477

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Replies: 0
Views: 8,112

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,984

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 8,703

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,823

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Replies: 1
Views: 6,092

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 5
Views: 7,555

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 2,699

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,420

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Jun 16, 2025, 12:08
by Marlin

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 4,047

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 2,418

Nov 15, 2025, 12:21
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 2,419

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Drinks!

Started by thx113823

Replies: 0
Views: 1,842

Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 4,574

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,629

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 8,596

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Replies: 1
Views: 7,965

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 2,191

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Fishy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,545

Aug 18, 2025, 11:46
by peteshonkwiler

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,585

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,570

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,149

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 9,021

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 6,150

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,807

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 8,480

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,370

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,419

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 2,385

Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,794

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 12,348

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 6,565

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 4
Views: 2,729

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 7,775

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 3,594

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 8,491

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Replies: 12
Views: 5,058

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 6,975

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,147

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 1,949

Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL

Replies: 5
Views: 7,515

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,398

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 2,245

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

Replies: 1
Views: 2,037

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 6,276

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 0
Views: 5,508

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 7,167

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,742

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 8,133

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 0
Views: 4,349

Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 2,401

May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 7,915

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 2,559

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Replies: 3
Views: 8,134

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 1
Views: 8,472

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 2,073

Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 7,649

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 8,187

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 7,554

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 8,232

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 7,704

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 6
Views: 7,921

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,823

Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 2,220

May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 2,412

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Replies: 0
Views: 1,975

Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,106

Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 0
Views: 2,061

Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,751

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 6,595

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,814

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 4
Views: 3,124

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 5,756

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,705

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 6,033

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 0
Views: 7,466

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 5,627

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,959

May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst

N

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 959

Jan 07, 2026, 09:25
by SloGlo

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 2,066

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 8,396

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 2
Views: 6,456

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,067

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

news

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,877

Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 5,843

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 8,281

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,706

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Nuclear

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Jan 13, 2026, 10:41
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,848

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 2,493

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 33
Views: 21,829

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 9,521

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Replies: 1
Views: 2,246

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,568

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

Replies: 3
Views: 5,377

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 6,139

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,658

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,858

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,906

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 7,792

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,896

May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 4
Views: 6,993

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 5,828

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

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