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his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,187

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,412

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 1
Views: 6,540

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 3,797

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,251

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 3
Views: 2,348

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

Replies: 0
Views: 3,983

Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,916

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 27,330

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 8
Views: 5,326

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke

Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 6,847

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 15
Views: 3,157

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 0
Views: 5,244

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 4,227

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,401

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 6,607

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 5,227

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 2,630

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 7,378

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,434

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 8,530

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Baking cookies

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,954

May 28, 2025, 03:57
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 4,830

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 730

Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 6,938

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 6,586

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 2,172

Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,016

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,672

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 4,959

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Replies: 28
Views: 17,284

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,187

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 6,983

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,328

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 7
Views: 5,624

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 2
Views: 1,740

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,897

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Replies: 1
Views: 4,302

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,253

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,827

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Replies: 13
Views: 9,172

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,337

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Confession

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,194

Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,186

Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069

Replies: 6
Views: 7,993

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Replies: 0
Views: 6,790

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,637

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,097

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,181

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Replies: 1
Views: 4,641

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 5
Views: 5,553

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,120

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 455

Jun 16, 2025, 12:08
by Marlin

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 3,305

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,874

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Drinks!

Started by thx113823

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,105

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,266

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 6,986

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Replies: 1
Views: 6,663

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 1,616

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,274

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,038

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,804

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,478

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 4,859

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,448

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 6,573

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,676

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,454

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,816

Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,458

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 10,375

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 5,065

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 4
Views: 2,211

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,412

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 2,954

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 6,919

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Replies: 12
Views: 4,236

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 5,269

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,730

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL

Replies: 5
Views: 5,422

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,069

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 1,697

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

Replies: 1
Views: 338

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 4,835

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 0
Views: 4,184

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 5,510

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,410

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,824

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 0
Views: 3,810

Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,938

May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,574

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 1,978

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Replies: 3
Views: 6,549

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 1
Views: 6,997

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 1,596

Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 6,390

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 5,984

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 6,316

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,646

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 6,325

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 6
Views: 6,275

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 883

May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 1,855

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Replies: 0
Views: 689

Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 0
Views: 1,520

Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,427

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,944

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 8,666

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 4
Views: 2,619

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 4,404

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,181

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 4,522

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 0
Views: 6,200

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 4,242

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,423

May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,511

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 6,862

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 2
Views: 4,919

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,527

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

news

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 4,452

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 6,971

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,410

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 1
Views: 7,368

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 33
Views: 19,059

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,647

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,688

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,078

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

Replies: 3
Views: 4,795

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 4,700

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,139

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,465

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,650

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 6,491

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

Replies: 0
Views: 647

May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 4
Views: 5,277

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,376

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 10
Views: 7,170

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Replies: 0
Views: 4,236

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 29
Views: 16,048

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

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