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his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,230

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,520

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Replies: 1
Views: 6,688

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 3,904

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,325

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 3
Views: 2,402

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

Replies: 0
Views: 4,034

Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,959

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 47
Views: 28,411

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 8
Views: 5,465

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke

Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 6,964

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 15
Views: 3,228

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 0
Views: 5,377

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 4,333

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,529

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 6,725

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 5,336

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

Replies: 4
Views: 2,687

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 7,501

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,499

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 25
Views: 8,711

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Replies: 2
Views: 4,943

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 836

Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 7,058

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 6,689

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 2,218

Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,193

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,777

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,073

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

Replies: 28
Views: 17,607

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 4,300

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,109

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,370

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 7
Views: 5,705

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 2
Views: 1,792

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,971

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Replies: 1
Views: 4,410

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,357

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,872

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Replies: 13
Views: 9,380

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,438

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Confession

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,239

Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,223

Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069

Replies: 6
Views: 8,122

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Replies: 0
Views: 6,909

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 5,754

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,251

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,231

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Replies: 1
Views: 4,756

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 5
Views: 5,733

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 4,213

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 567

Jun 16, 2025, 12:08
by Marlin

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 3,381

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,916

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Drinks!

Started by thx113823

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,230

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,371

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 7,128

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Replies: 1
Views: 6,770

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Fishy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 749

Aug 18, 2025, 11:46
by peteshonkwiler

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,389

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,082

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,925

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,624

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 4,975

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,559

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 6,743

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,816

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 4,562

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,857

Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,557

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 10,565

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 5,184

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 4
Views: 2,251

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,529

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 3,008

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 7,070

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

Replies: 12
Views: 4,313

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 5,413

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,847

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 1,478

Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL

Replies: 5
Views: 5,601

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,186

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 1,745

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

Replies: 1
Views: 466

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 4,950

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 0
Views: 4,292

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 5,668

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 6,518

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,933

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 0
Views: 3,850

Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,983

May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 6,685

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 2,023

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Replies: 3
Views: 6,707

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

Replies: 1
Views: 7,126

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 6,506

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,184

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 6,421

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,786

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 6,448

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 6
Views: 6,414

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 1,903

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Replies: 0
Views: 792

Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,594

Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,534

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,091

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 8,793

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Replies: 4
Views: 2,673

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 4,508

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,239

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 4,662

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 0
Views: 6,314

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 4,355

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,560

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Replies: 3
Views: 6,992

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 2
Views: 5,057

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,645

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

news

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 4,561

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Replies: 0
Views: 7,085

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,520

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Replies: 1
Views: 7,494

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,289

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 33
Views: 19,545

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,764

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,726

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,126

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

Replies: 3
Views: 4,858

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 4,811

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 4,189

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,585

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 6,755

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 6,609

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

Replies: 0
Views: 748

May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 4
Views: 5,403

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,481

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Replies: 10
Views: 7,324

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Replies: 0
Views: 4,349

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

Pages1 2 All

Replies: 29
Views: 16,605

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

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