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his funeral

Started by harleygirl

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Last post Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke
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Last post Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford
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Last post Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin
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Last post Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack
100%

Started by Rennhack

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Last post Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe
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Last post Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069
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Last post Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen
1 Replies
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Last post Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl
A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke « 1 2  All »

47 Replies
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Last post May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo
8 Replies
4917 Views
Last post Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.
After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

0 Replies
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Last post Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke
Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

0 Replies
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Last post Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459
Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

3 Replies
6453 Views
Last post Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin
15 Replies
3005 Views
Last post May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy
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Last post Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin
Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

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Last post Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz
Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

1 Replies
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Last post Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo
1 Replies
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Last post Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja
0 Replies
4791 Views
Last post Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin
4 Replies
2504 Views
Last post Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide
ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

4 Replies
6971 Views
Last post Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People
Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

3 Replies
4293 Views
Last post Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen
Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack « 1 2  All »

25 Replies
8148 Views
Last post Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland
Baking cookies

Started by Marlin

0 Replies
224 Views
Last post May 28, 2025, 03:57
by Marlin
2 Replies
4529 Views
Last post Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen
Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

0 Replies
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Last post Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler
0 Replies
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Last post Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin
Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

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Last post Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW
0 Replies
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Last post Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen
best diet

Started by SloGlo

2 Replies
4623 Views
Last post Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63
Big Brother

Started by Marlin

0 Replies
6305 Views
Last post Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin
Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

4 Replies
4598 Views
Last post Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer
28 Replies
16612 Views
Last post Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato
Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

0 Replies
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Last post Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac
Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

0 Replies
1308 Views
Last post Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime
bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

1 Replies
6611 Views
Last post May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin
BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

1 Replies
2212 Views
Last post Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459
7 Replies
5452 Views
Last post Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama
2 Replies
1632 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom
2 Replies
1787 Views
Last post Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog
1 Replies
3996 Views
Last post Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe
chem

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
4794 Views
Last post Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo
3 Replies
1731 Views
Last post Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack
13 Replies
8621 Views
Last post Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie
Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

1 Replies
4064 Views
Last post Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo
Confession

Started by HousePuke

0 Replies
2089 Views
Last post Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke
0 Replies
2089 Views
Last post Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069
6 Replies
7570 Views
Last post Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich
0 Replies
6438 Views
Last post May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin
da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
5216 Views
Last post Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo
Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

3 Replies
6678 Views
Last post May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo
0 Replies
4051 Views
Last post Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma
1 Replies
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Last post Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd
5 Replies
5141 Views
Last post Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato
1 Replies
888 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin
0 Replies
3840 Views
Last post Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide
Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

17 Replies
3167 Views
Last post Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo
1 Replies
1779 Views
Last post Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst
Drinks!

Started by thx113823

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Last post Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823
Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

1 Replies
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Last post Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin
1 Replies
3958 Views
Last post Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo
Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

4 Replies
6540 Views
Last post Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj
1 Replies
6261 Views
Last post Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile
Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

4 Replies
1509 Views
Last post Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom
Fission

Started by Marlin

0 Replies
4816 Views
Last post Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin
Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

1 Replies
2917 Views
Last post Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459
fluid science

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
6415 Views
Last post Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo
for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

5 Replies
7026 Views
Last post Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black
0 Replies
4376 Views
Last post Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin
0 Replies
6060 Views
Last post Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja
Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

7 Replies
6022 Views
Last post Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech
gay unions

Started by SloGlo

3 Replies
4341 Views
Last post Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo
Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

0 Replies
4149 Views
Last post Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer
0 Replies
1721 Views
Last post Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack
1 Replies
4170 Views
Last post Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin
Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

11 Replies
9800 Views
Last post Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo
4 Replies
4699 Views
Last post Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer
4 Replies
2096 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom
He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

2 Replies
5948 Views
Last post Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja
He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

3 Replies
2789 Views
Last post Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie
Health News

Started by ruth13

2 Replies
6490 Views
Last post Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke
12 Replies
4104 Views
Last post Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc
3 Replies
4858 Views
Last post Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin
1 Replies
4413 Views
Last post Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black
0 Replies
1362 Views
Last post Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL
5 Replies
5003 Views
Last post Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo
0 Replies
6601 Views
Last post Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin
I Love My Job

Started by curtis

1 Replies
1594 Views
Last post Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris
Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

3 Replies
4493 Views
Last post Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys
0 Replies
3878 Views
Last post Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack
3 Replies
5004 Views
Last post Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin
2 Replies
6020 Views
Last post May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler
2 Replies
6441 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread
0 Replies
3702 Views
Last post Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen
0 Replies
1839 Views
Last post May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke
0 Replies
6208 Views
Last post Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin
Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

6 Replies
1874 Views
Last post Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime
3 Replies
6096 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma
1 Replies
6570 Views
Last post Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja
0 Replies
1506 Views
Last post Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro
0 Replies
6037 Views
Last post Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People
Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

8 Replies
5465 Views
Last post Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja
0 Replies
5948 Views
Last post Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo
kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

2 Replies
6175 Views
Last post Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler
0 Replies
5945 Views
Last post Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin
6 Replies
5776 Views
Last post Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk
LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

0 Replies
1310 Views
Last post Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat
0 Replies
215 Views
Last post May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler
Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

1 Replies
1746 Views
Last post May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd
0 Replies
229 Views
Last post Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin
Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

0 Replies
1470 Views
Last post Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

0 Replies
1433 Views
Last post Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW
matches

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
6073 Views
Last post Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo
3 Replies
4588 Views
Last post Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke
Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

19 Replies
8303 Views
Last post Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo
4 Replies
2519 Views
Last post May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black
1 Replies
4120 Views
Last post Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin
More Games

Started by llamagramma

2 Replies
2043 Views
Last post May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459
Mothers

Started by JnyMac

1 Replies
4066 Views
Last post Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato
0 Replies
5816 Views
Last post Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack
Mules

Started by raymcginnis

0 Replies
3887 Views
Last post May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis
My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

0 Replies
1336 Views
Last post May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst
neutron

Started by zaccone

1 Replies
1408 Views
Last post May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc
3 Replies
6474 Views
Last post Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63
2 Replies
4531 Views
Last post Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black
newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
6087 Views
Last post Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo
news

Started by SloGlo

0 Replies
1276 Views
Last post Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo
1 Replies
4144 Views
Last post Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe
0 Replies
6589 Views
Last post Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin
1 Replies
6051 Views
Last post May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson
1 Replies
6947 Views
Last post Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo
1 Replies
707 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler
Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU « 1 2  All »

33 Replies
17486 Views
Last post Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black
Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

5 Replies
7282 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman
1 Replies
1597 Views
Last post Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec
Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

2 Replies
1980 Views
Last post Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke
3 Replies
4670 Views
Last post Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke
One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

2 Replies
4368 Views
Last post Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo
0 Replies
3958 Views
Last post Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen
OOPS

Started by Marlin

3 Replies
6030 Views
Last post Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo
0 Replies
6305 Views
Last post Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter
0 Replies
6126 Views
Last post Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo
0 Replies
155 Views
Last post May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler
4 Replies
4890 Views
Last post Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo
Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

1 Replies
4056 Views
Last post Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk
10 Replies
6766 Views
Last post Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile
0 Replies
3880 Views
Last post Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide
plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo « 1 2  All »

29 Replies
14273 Views
Last post Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro
Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

2 Replies
4390 Views
Last post Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin
0 Replies
3871 Views
Last post Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

 

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