Clean Humor (Moderator: Nuclear NASCAR)

Science Humor Groaners

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 2,142

Jan 28, 2004, 01:31
by Roll Tide

Fishy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 3,033

Aug 18, 2025, 11:46
by peteshonkwiler

newbie stew

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,556

Nov 20, 2009, 12:50
by SloGlo

Infinite monkey theorem

Started by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,602

Aug 28, 2004, 01:44
by JessJen

Sponge Bob

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,737

Apr 06, 2024, 10:42
by Marlin

Creative Puns For Educated Minds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,578

May 09, 2009, 11:20
by Marlin

Volkswagen Does it...Again!

Started by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,231

Nov 17, 2007, 04:40
by Mike McFarlin

Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 0
Views: 2,294

Apr 09, 2003, 01:31
by NukeWifeKW

Dancing Skeleton

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 0
Views: 5,101

Oct 12, 2004, 08:28
by llamagramma

Hard working

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 242

Apr 24, 2026, 07:42
by peteshonkwiler

tritium

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,051

Aug 21, 2023, 01:22
by SloGlo

N

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,987

Jan 07, 2026, 09:25
by SloGlo

If your computer was a car.

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 5,996

Jun 28, 2006, 10:15
by Rennhack

exes

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 282

Mar 13, 2026, 09:42
by SloGlo

All I want for Christmas

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,059

Nov 03, 2022, 04:32
by Marlin

Are you radioactive?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,946

Oct 06, 2022, 03:06
by Marlin

MOVED: San Onofre

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 7,936

Nov 18, 2019, 07:58
by Rennhack

Insect Repellent

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,636

May 18, 2004, 04:09
by HousePuke

The New Public Schools

Started by shayne

Replies: 0
Views: 6,306

Dec 09, 2005, 08:50
by shayne

Quotes and an Old Almanac Joke

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 3,276

Aug 18, 2004, 01:28
by raymcginnis

Bottle of Wine

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 0
Views: 6,078

Mar 20, 2005, 03:07
by JnyMac

Fundamental Laws of Reality

Started by RDTroja

Replies: 0
Views: 8,290

Feb 19, 2009, 03:01
by RDTroja

Pilots VS. Maintenance

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 6,226

Apr 05, 2006, 01:02
by Roll Tide

Truths

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 2,004

May 14, 2003, 11:21
by Phurst

one can only dream

Started by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,908

Oct 16, 2004, 11:47
by JessJen

Drinks!

Started by thx113823

Replies: 0
Views: 2,060

Jun 11, 2003, 10:38
by thx113823

Red State Update

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,252

Feb 08, 2008, 10:10
by Marlin

Why parents drink.....

Started by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,364

Sep 14, 2007, 09:40
by Mike McFarlin

Oral Boards Exam Help

Started by darkmatter

Replies: 0
Views: 8,395

Dec 20, 2007, 04:49
by darkmatter

news

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 2,082

Dec 02, 2003, 06:00
by SloGlo

For something that's real plutonium is unrealistic.

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,598

Mar 29, 2024, 11:24
by Marlin

Mans Best Friend & Xmas

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,316

Dec 11, 2003, 06:34
by moke

Thuh Old Rooster

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 0
Views: 6,148

Mar 02, 2006, 08:30
by Atomic Frog

Aggie Jokes

Started by wolf459

Replies: 0
Views: 2,003

Feb 07, 2004, 06:40
by wolf459

Consumer Warnings

Started by Radcat069

Replies: 0
Views: 2,852

Jun 24, 2004, 11:37
by Radcat069

Powers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,428

Apr 26, 2025, 02:00
by Marlin

Not for astronauts

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,786

Jun 20, 2015, 02:07
by Marlin

You matter

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,306

Jul 02, 2025, 07:54
by peteshonkwiler

Gender of Inanimate Objects

Started by halflifer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,709

Oct 27, 2004, 05:52
by halflifer

Before you Enlist

Started by GLW

Replies: 0
Views: 8,292

Aug 27, 2008, 08:53
by GLW

President Clinton

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 2,317

Jan 02, 2004, 05:54
by Rennhack

Why a Nuclear Engineer Can't Afford to Change a Lawnmower Spark Plug Himself

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 8,168

Oct 24, 2007, 02:55
by Rennhack

Bumper Stickers

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 0
Views: 2,138

Jun 05, 2003, 12:17
by littlebittime

Kanye West Tweets

Started by Smart People

Replies: 0
Views: 8,095

Jan 27, 2011, 06:38
by Smart People

widdle wabbits

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,175

Mar 15, 2010, 08:52
by SloGlo

da invisibles

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,489

Aug 12, 2021, 03:47
by SloGlo

What not to say!

Started by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,224

Mar 12, 2008, 07:49
by Mike McFarlin

What happens when you vote against the winner

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 5,952

Nov 05, 2004, 10:29
by Phurst

After Hours Drinking

Started by moke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,130

Dec 10, 2003, 11:20
by moke

World's biggest Margurita

Started by greengoo

Replies: 0
Views: 2,096

Mar 13, 2004, 08:43
by greengoo

knot won bit of new clear

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,039

Oct 24, 2019, 09:58
by SloGlo

Rudolf

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,164

Dec 22, 2023, 03:20
by Marlin

LETS TALK NUCLEAR POWER ?

Started by radrat

Replies: 0
Views: 2,033

Jan 26, 2004, 01:58
by radrat

Log Scales are for quiters

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,457

Apr 06, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Roe vs Wade

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 5,957

Sep 16, 2005, 10:53
by Marlin

Fission

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 7,077

Dec 04, 2022, 10:02
by Marlin

Beaver

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,453

Apr 27, 2025, 03:36
by peteshonkwiler

Iraqi hockey player

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,412

Feb 03, 2008, 12:13
by Marlin

Dilbert knows Contractors

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 0
Views: 5,925

Apr 17, 2006, 05:08
by Roll Tide

My dear Watson

Started by Phurst

Replies: 0
Views: 2,168

May 15, 2003, 03:07
by Phurst

a christmas tree?

Started by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 4,737

Oct 16, 2004, 11:45
by JessJen

I asked the librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,853

Feb 19, 2024, 11:41
by Marlin

matches

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,176

Dec 25, 2008, 12:07
by SloGlo

Nuclear

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,259

Jan 13, 2026, 10:41
by Marlin

Political Correctness

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 6,036

Nov 04, 2006, 11:12
by Marlin

snow humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 2,115

Dec 08, 2003, 02:29
by SloGlo

Ben Affleck for President!.........NOT

Started by JessJen

Replies: 0
Views: 2,879

Aug 16, 2004, 05:07
by JessJen

George Carlin Quotes

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 0
Views: 2,659

Dec 31, 2003, 10:34
by Rennhack

Anagram - Nuclear Engineering

Started by neutronz

Replies: 0
Views: 6,180

Jan 08, 2006, 12:15
by neutronz

Jar of Money

Started by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 0
Views: 2,262

Jan 15, 2004, 04:40
by Carolina Jethro

fluid science

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,647

Jan 04, 2017, 12:27
by SloGlo

Big Brother

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,388

Dec 29, 2007, 11:28
by Marlin

Mules

Started by raymcginnis

Replies: 0
Views: 6,151

May 28, 2005, 05:05
by raymcginnis

"Clouds?" Road Song (Tune of "Clouds"- Joni Mitchell) WRITTEN BY RAY W.

Started by brotherford

Replies: 0
Views: 8,221

Apr 23, 2008, 10:33
by brotherford

Do You Have Experience In Nuclear Engineering? Check Out These Exciting New Job

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 2,159

Jun 16, 2025, 12:08
by Marlin

x ray

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,087

Jul 24, 2023, 11:58
by SloGlo

Welcome Back

Started by flappervalve

Replies: 0
Views: 5,128

Oct 19, 2004, 09:59
by flappervalve

Outage techs

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,350

May 13, 2025, 08:31
by peteshonkwiler

chem

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 0
Views: 7,043

Aug 22, 2023, 10:33
by SloGlo

Last name please...

Started by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,254

Sep 16, 2007, 08:28
by Mike McFarlin

Beer joint sues church

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 8,753

Feb 27, 2011, 01:12
by Marlin

Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeb

Started by Marlin

Replies: 0
Views: 3,011

Nov 15, 2025, 12:21
by Marlin

How about this Scotch?

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 0
Views: 2,148

Sep 29, 2003, 10:40
by uRiaL

Strange News Stories

Started by Camella Black

Replies: 0
Views: 6,101

Nov 04, 2004, 09:40
by Camella Black

Re: st. peter

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 0
Views: 2,219

Jan 18, 2003, 08:21
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Outage Poetry

Started by nuclearnavajo

Replies: 0
Views: 8,285

Dec 10, 2007, 06:37
by nuclearnavajo

Lingerie

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 0
Views: 2,705

May 18, 2025, 03:58
by peteshonkwiler

Confession

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 0
Views: 2,904

Jun 30, 2004, 10:40
by HousePuke

Dear Abby letters that she was at a loss to answer..

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 6,692

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 6,242

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 6,830

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,540

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Required posting nuke plant break rooms

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 9,251

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

Star Trek meets Miley Cyrus

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,631

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 6,362

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

Are women born this way?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,472

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 2,483

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 3,070

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

The King

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,630

Feb 21, 2025, 01:04
by Marlin

Talking Dog

Started by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,526

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

nu extreme sport

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,179

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

Electric Company Fraud?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,196

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

rode rules four palo verde

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,734

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Hillbilly Mirror

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 1
Views: 6,724

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Infinity

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 284

Mar 21, 2026, 10:50
by Rennhack

A Dirty Old Man

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 1
Views: 2,643

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,801

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

This is the Captain Speaking

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 2,683

Feb 11, 2003, 01:54
by Doc_REM

Exodus to Canada

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,458

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

The Bear And The Atheist

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 1
Views: 2,209

May 12, 2003, 05:59
by Already Gone

Down in a Hole

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 2,653

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Next time the telemarketer calls...

Started by retired nuke

Replies: 1
Views: 6,353

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Differences

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,165

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

It's going to be a cold winter

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 9,028

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

NUCLEAR HILLBILLY

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 2,985

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

Rearrange the letters

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 1
Views: 2,780

Apr 19, 2004, 09:32
by harleygirl

I was going to make a joke about sodium

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 2,528

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

You Didn't Say That?

Started by RAD-GHOST

Replies: 1
Views: 3,250

Aug 17, 2004, 02:07
by damad1

See the affects of drinking too much beer

Started by Radwaste2000

Replies: 1
Views: 2,371

Aug 13, 2003, 09:44
by Doc_REM

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,801

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

What kids say...

Started by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 2,213

Apr 07, 2004, 03:35
by garycom

"The Patton Doctrine"

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,924

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 5,148

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 2,294

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

united way talks to lawyer

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 8,434

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,904

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,765

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

mississippi bans use of sex toys ???

Started by vikingfan

Replies: 1
Views: 6,247

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

'Working at a Nuclear Power Plant' to the tune of

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,811

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

George W. Bush

Started by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 1
Views: 6,324

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 8,239

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

Nuclear dad jokes

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 9,377

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Cell Phone Karma

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,288

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 6,585

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 2,625

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

technical terms

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 2,409

Apr 07, 2004, 04:07
by garycom

Chemist

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 308

Mar 31, 2026, 09:38
by Rennhack

Nuke Xmas Poem

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 2,473

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Rodney Dangerfield's Best One-Liners

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 5,862

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

In memory of Bugs & Brew

Started by RDTroja

Replies: 2
Views: 8,670

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,794

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

Statistical humor

Started by darkmatter

Replies: 2
Views: 6,569

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Bartlett Employee Handbook

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 2
Views: 6,772

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Calif. Officials Nearly Fall for H2O Hoax

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 2
Views: 2,459

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 6,716

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 9,087

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

New England Weather

Started by DJ@Retired

Replies: 2
Views: 6,830

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 9,009

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Stupid people week

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 2
Views: 6,582

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Started by St Raphael

Replies: 2
Views: 2,878

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog