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Replies: 51
Views: 26,387

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

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Replies: 47
Views: 31,665

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 20,532

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

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Replies: 29
Views: 18,501

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 28
Views: 18,436

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

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Replies: 26
Views: 11,416

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

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Replies: 25
Views: 9,293

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 9,180

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 3,572

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Replies: 16
Views: 3,792

Mar 16, 2004, 11:23
by wolf459

Replies: 15
Views: 3,846

Mar 02, 2004, 04:56
by Haz-Mater

Replies: 15
Views: 3,423

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 12,132

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

Replies: 13
Views: 9,966

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

Replies: 12
Views: 4,555

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 9,040

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 11,127

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 10
Views: 7,906

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Replies: 8
Views: 6,013

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,846

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 7,318

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Replies: 7
Views: 9,281

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 6,846

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 9,285

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 5,938

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Replies: 6
Views: 8,577

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 2,210

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 8,873

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Replies: 6
Views: 3,002

Apr 15, 2004, 02:42
by harleygirl

Replies: 6
Views: 6,922

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,632

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 6
Views: 3,414

Jun 14, 2004, 07:28
by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 4,832

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 5,922

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 6,224

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 8,136

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 8,272

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 7,846

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 6,357

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 5
Views: 6,192

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 8,051

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

whatever happened to Biff?

Started by moodusjack

Replies: 5
Views: 3,190

Jun 24, 2004, 10:20
by Radcat069

Replies: 4
Views: 2,835

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 7,588

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,522

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 7,882

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 1,860

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Replies: 4
Views: 5,757

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Replies: 4
Views: 2,417

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

Tech Job Posting

Started by roadhard

Replies: 4
Views: 3,058

Jul 01, 2004, 11:11
by Already Gone

Replies: 4
Views: 2,835

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 4
Views: 7,386

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 4
Views: 5,611

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 4
Views: 5,943

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 2,555

Apr 07, 2004, 02:28
by Camella Black

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,978

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 7,438

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 3
Views: 5,925

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,105

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

WMD web site.

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 1,933

May 11, 2003, 06:50
by alphaman

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 7,386

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 2,559

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,713

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,332

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 3
Views: 7,411

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

Tech Support

Started by getaclue2

Replies: 3
Views: 2,261

Feb 08, 2003, 03:55
by HousePuke

Replies: 3
Views: 7,126

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

quiz

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,105

Sep 11, 2004, 03:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 3
Views: 5,589

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,999

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 2,029

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 8,206

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 3,200

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 5,526

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,031

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,681

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,982

Apr 28, 2003, 06:54
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 2,094

Mar 18, 2004, 06:53
by Roll Tide

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 5,331

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,384

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 2
Views: 7,560

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,377

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,277

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,721

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,892

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 2
Views: 5,188

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,292

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 2,191

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Stupid Videos

Started by azkidd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,980

Apr 13, 2003, 05:53
by azkidd

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,609

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Replies: 2
Views: 5,569

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 7,537

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,413

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

The Wall

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,901

Mar 08, 2003, 10:22
by Nuclear NASCAR

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 5,409

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 1,954

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,205

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 5,249

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,145

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Replies: 2
Views: 7,293

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 2
Views: 6,899

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Sensitive Men...

Started by Melrose

Replies: 2
Views: 2,192

Mar 18, 2004, 11:25
by greengoo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,247

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,853

Aug 13, 2003, 09:44
by Doc_REM

Replies: 1
Views: 7,116

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,254

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,611

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,925

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,951

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,389

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,255

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

Replies: 1
Views: 7,684

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 1,909

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

Replies: 1
Views: 4,797

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,460

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

The Bear And The Atheist

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

May 12, 2003, 05:59
by Already Gone

Replies: 1
Views: 7,544

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 2,292

Feb 21, 2025, 01:04
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,156

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,537

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 1
Views: 4,383

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,876

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,879

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

technical terms

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,924

Apr 07, 2004, 04:07
by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 4,968

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,738

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Replies: 1
Views: 1,652

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,857

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 2,121

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 7,895

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,361

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Replies: 1
Views: 2,077

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Replies: 1
Views: 2,138

Feb 11, 2003, 01:54
by Doc_REM

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 5,120

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 2,084

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,297

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,873

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

You Didn't Say That?

Started by RAD-GHOST

Replies: 1
Views: 2,749

Aug 17, 2004, 02:07
by damad1

Replies: 1
Views: 7,215

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Replies: 1
Views: 7,112

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 4,854

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 5,200

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 1
Views: 7,199

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 5,202

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 1
Views: 1,893

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,902

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

What kids say...

Started by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,697

Apr 07, 2004, 03:35
by garycom

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,309

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 4,288

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

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