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Replies: 51
Views: 24,227

Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood

A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke

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Replies: 47
Views: 29,008

May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo

Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU

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Replies: 33
Views: 19,786

Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black

plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo

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Replies: 29
Views: 16,913

Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro

Replies: 28
Views: 17,781

Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato

What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter

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Replies: 26
Views: 10,965

Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred

Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack

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Replies: 25
Views: 8,858

Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland

Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

Replies: 19
Views: 8,836

Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo

Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

Replies: 17
Views: 3,419

Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo

Replies: 16
Views: 3,597

Mar 16, 2004, 11:23
by wolf459

Replies: 15
Views: 3,631

Mar 02, 2004, 04:56
by Haz-Mater

Replies: 15
Views: 3,263

May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy

Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

Replies: 14
Views: 11,673

Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist

Replies: 13
Views: 9,526

Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie

tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 12
Views: 8,535

Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman

Replies: 12
Views: 4,362

Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc

Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

Replies: 11
Views: 10,673

Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo

Replies: 10
Views: 7,417

Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile

Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

Replies: 8
Views: 6,337

Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja

Replies: 8
Views: 5,559

Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.

Replies: 7
Views: 8,812

May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin

Replies: 7
Views: 5,753

Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama

Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

Replies: 7
Views: 6,840

Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech

Replies: 7
Views: 8,917

Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter

RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

Replies: 7
Views: 6,365

Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos

Replies: 6
Views: 2,853

Apr 15, 2004, 02:42
by harleygirl

Replies: 6
Views: 6,517

Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk

100%

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 6
Views: 4,420

Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe

Replies: 6
Views: 3,214

Jun 14, 2004, 07:28
by Marlin

Replies: 6
Views: 8,216

Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich

Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

Replies: 6
Views: 2,067

Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime

Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

Replies: 6
Views: 8,500

Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend

Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 7,939

Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman

Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 7,511

Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 5,878

Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 5
Views: 5,720

Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo

for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 7,728

Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black

whatever happened to Biff?

Started by moodusjack

Replies: 5
Views: 3,024

Jun 24, 2004, 10:20
by Radcat069

Replies: 5
Views: 4,671

Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo

Replies: 5
Views: 3,912

Aug 30, 2025, 12:34
by Marlin

Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 5
Views: 5,749

Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat

The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

Replies: 5
Views: 7,760

Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja

Replies: 4
Views: 2,699

May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black

Replies: 4
Views: 7,025

Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3

Replies: 4
Views: 5,272

Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer

Replies: 4
Views: 5,509

Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo

Replies: 4
Views: 2,710

Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide

Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

Replies: 4
Views: 7,237

Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj

Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 4
Views: 5,152

Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer

ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

Replies: 4
Views: 7,592

Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People

Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 4
Views: 1,713

Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom

Replies: 4
Views: 5,311

Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide

Replies: 4
Views: 2,302

Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom

Tech Job Posting

Started by roadhard

Replies: 4
Views: 2,898

Jul 01, 2004, 11:11
by Already Gone

Replies: 3
Views: 6,807

Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma

quiz

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 3,959

Sep 11, 2004, 03:08
by Camella Black

Replies: 3
Views: 5,178

Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke

Which Party?

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 7,636

Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,908

Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack

Quotes

Started by Rain Man

Replies: 3
Views: 7,901

Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin

He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 3,042

Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie

Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 3
Views: 5,145

Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,892

Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke

Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

Replies: 3
Views: 7,359

May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,849

Apr 28, 2003, 06:54
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,942

Mar 18, 2004, 06:53
by Roll Tide

gay unions

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 4,928

Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo

Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

Replies: 3
Views: 5,031

Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys

Replies: 3
Views: 2,367

Apr 07, 2004, 02:28
by Camella Black

OOPS

Started by Marlin

Replies: 3
Views: 6,669

Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo

Replies: 3
Views: 7,100

Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63

Replies: 3
Views: 5,513

Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 5,785

Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin

WMD web site.

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 3
Views: 1,808

May 11, 2003, 06:50
by alphaman

Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

Replies: 3
Views: 7,059

Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 3
Views: 2,431

Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069

Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 4,541

Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen

Replies: 3
Views: 5,006

Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja

Replies: 3
Views: 7,101

Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja

Tech Support

Started by getaclue2

Replies: 3
Views: 2,130

Feb 08, 2003, 03:55
by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 5,147

Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black

Health News

Started by ruth13

Replies: 2
Views: 7,213

Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke

More Games

Started by llamagramma

Replies: 2
Views: 2,281

May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459

The Wall

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,756

Mar 08, 2003, 10:22
by Nuclear NASCAR

Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 5,031

Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe

Replies: 2
Views: 1,823

Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom

kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 6,882

Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler

One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

Replies: 2
Views: 4,895

Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 4,812

Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria

Replies: 2
Views: 7,014

Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread

Replies: 2
Views: 6,603

May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler

Sensitive Men...

Started by Melrose

Replies: 2
Views: 2,041

Mar 18, 2004, 11:25
by greengoo

Replies: 2
Views: 7,254

Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 5,034

Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen

Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

Replies: 2
Views: 2,153

Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke

best diet

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 2
Views: 5,310

Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63

He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 2
Views: 6,609

Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja

Replies: 2
Views: 4,874

Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin

Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 4,920

Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 2
Views: 2,012

Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog

Stupid Videos

Started by azkidd

Replies: 2
Views: 1,842

Apr 13, 2003, 05:53
by azkidd

Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

Replies: 2
Views: 7,281

Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3

Replies: 1
Views: 1,991

Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 7,596

Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,099

Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW

Replies: 1
Views: 1,951

Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst

Mothers

Started by JnyMac

Replies: 1
Views: 4,742

Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato

Replies: 1
Views: 2,013

Feb 11, 2003, 01:54
by Doc_REM

Replies: 1
Views: 919

Jul 07, 2025, 08:47
by peteshonkwiler

Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

Replies: 1
Views: 1,945

May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd

Supernova

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 7,021

Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro

Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,609

Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo

You Didn't Say That?

Started by RAD-GHOST

Replies: 1
Views: 2,623

Aug 17, 2004, 02:07
by damad1

Replies: 1
Views: 6,855

Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63

Replies: 1
Views: 6,824

Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja

Replies: 1
Views: 4,510

Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 4,846

Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP

Replies: 1
Views: 4,852

Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd

Replies: 1
Views: 6,819

Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,757

Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec

Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

Replies: 1
Views: 4,562

Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk

What kids say...

Started by garycom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,591

Apr 07, 2004, 03:35
by garycom

The Knack

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 4,035

Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen

Replies: 1
Views: 3,988

Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 6,967

Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe

Replies: 1
Views: 1,737

Aug 13, 2003, 09:44
by Doc_REM

Replies: 1
Views: 4,922

Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black

Replies: 1
Views: 6,820

Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,585

Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin

Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

Replies: 1
Views: 3,340

Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,638

Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin

his funeral

Started by harleygirl

Replies: 1
Views: 2,263

Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke

Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

Replies: 1
Views: 3,110

Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459

Replies: 1
Views: 7,388

Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin

I Love My Job

Started by curtis

Replies: 1
Views: 1,778

Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris

bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,189

May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 4,456

Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 7,210

Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja

The Bear And The Atheist

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,554

May 12, 2003, 05:59
by Already Gone

Replies: 1
Views: 2,022

Feb 21, 2025, 01:04
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,857

Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile

BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

Replies: 1
Views: 2,396

Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459

Replies: 1
Views: 4,061

Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,585

Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin

Replies: 1
Views: 6,606

May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson

technical terms

Started by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,817

Apr 07, 2004, 04:07
by garycom

neutron

Started by zaccone

Replies: 1
Views: 1,596

May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc

Replies: 1
Views: 4,642

Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe

Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

Replies: 1
Views: 4,528

Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler

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