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Last post Dec 25, 2006, 02:51
by nukewood
A Few Thoughts

Started by HousePuke « 1 2  All »

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Last post May 23, 2013, 09:15
by UncaBuffalo
Nuclear Recipes

Started by AMU « 1 2  All »

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Last post Oct 22, 2004, 01:35
by Camella Black
plain old jokes

Started by SloGlo « 1 2  All »

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Last post Jul 22, 2007, 08:40
by Carolina Jethro
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Last post Oct 15, 2004, 11:10
by Surveyors_mato
What's an HP do?

Started by darkmatter « 1 2  All »

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Last post Jul 11, 2004, 04:41
by shovelheadred
Baddest B Nukey Mutation Movies

Started by moodusjack « 1 2  All »

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Last post Jun 24, 2002, 04:14
by mikeland
Mike Goetz buys new shoes!

Started by pbrf2

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Last post Oct 11, 2004, 01:16
by UncaBuffalo
Do you need to take a meter?

Started by slick

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Last post Sep 25, 2003, 12:26
by SloGlo
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Last post Mar 16, 2004, 11:23
by wolf459
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Last post May 12, 2003, 05:05
by ex-turbine_cowboy
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Last post Mar 02, 2004, 04:56
by Haz-Mater
Yankee Test

Started by Marlin

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Last post Sep 19, 2010, 12:27
by Protectologist
13 Replies
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Last post Dec 24, 2010, 08:30
by stormgoalie
tiger humor

Started by SloGlo

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Last post Aug 07, 2010, 09:43
by thenukeman
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Last post Nov 25, 2002, 06:29
by rlbinc
Good Democrat

Started by Marlin

11 Replies
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Last post Oct 05, 2017, 10:15
by SloGlo
10 Replies
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Last post Dec 03, 2004, 08:19
by Eightmile
Knee slappers

Started by Gonzo

8 Replies
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Last post Nov 09, 2006, 12:35
by RDTroja
8 Replies
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Last post Jan 26, 2005, 10:19
by Dan_E.
Gas Prices

Started by halflifer

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Last post Jun 29, 2008, 05:25
by justatech
7 Replies
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Last post May 03, 2008, 11:11
by Marlin
7 Replies
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Last post Dec 17, 2007, 08:36
by nukerecruiter
7 Replies
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Last post Sep 22, 2004, 06:42
by Llama
RON ZOOK FIRED

Started by tres_amigos

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Last post Nov 05, 2004, 08:30
by tres_amigos
6 Replies
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Last post Jun 14, 2004, 07:28
by Marlin
6 Replies
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Last post Dec 12, 2004, 03:53
by Atomic_Punk
6 Replies
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Last post Apr 15, 2004, 02:42
by harleygirl
Trailer Talk

Started by GLW

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Last post Sep 16, 2010, 10:12
by stownsend
6 Replies
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Last post Dec 28, 2019, 05:25
by hamsamich
100%

Started by Rennhack

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Last post Apr 04, 2002, 08:12
by PWHoppe
Iraqi Television Schedule :)

Started by NukeWifeKW

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Last post Jun 05, 2003, 06:50
by littlebittime
Tenjooberrymuds

Started by Marlin

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Last post Oct 27, 2007, 10:23
by SloGlo
The Chicago Way

Started by Marlin

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Last post Mar 04, 2009, 09:21
by RDTroja
Nuke Humor

Started by Rennhack

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Last post Apr 07, 2011, 04:14
by thenukeman
for leaf humour

Started by SloGlo

5 Replies
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Last post Mar 19, 2010, 03:26
by Camella Black
Tech Support

Started by Rennhack

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Last post Dec 16, 2005, 06:14
by pingdat
5 Replies
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Last post Dec 18, 2006, 06:29
by UncaBuffalo
whatever happened to Biff?

Started by moodusjack

5 Replies
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Last post Jun 24, 2004, 10:20
by Radcat069
5 Replies
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Last post Feb 24, 2005, 05:15
by Surveyors_mato
5 Replies
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Last post Sep 09, 2004, 06:48
by SloGlo
Bio Assay!?!

Started by JessJen

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Last post Dec 18, 2005, 09:06
by halflifer
ATM Directions

Started by stownsend

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Last post Jul 31, 2008, 02:09
by Smart People
4 Replies
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Last post Jun 22, 2004, 03:12
by Roll Tide
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Last post Dec 02, 2006, 10:36
by SloGlo
Tech Job Posting

Started by roadhard

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Last post Jul 01, 2004, 11:11
by Already Gone
Emergency at 1600 Pennsylvania

Started by withroaj

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Last post Jan 12, 2010, 05:28
by withroaj
4 Replies
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Last post Apr 07, 2004, 04:11
by garycom
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Last post Jan 26, 2005, 09:17
by Roll Tide
4 Replies
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Last post Dec 06, 2009, 04:45
by Jr8black3
4 Replies
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Last post May 21, 2004, 12:01
by Camella Black
Eye Test

Started by llamagramma

4 Replies
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Last post Feb 22, 2004, 02:53
by garycom
4 Replies
4570 Views
Last post Jun 03, 2005, 07:42
by fueldryer
3 Replies
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Last post Nov 02, 2004, 06:28
by HousePuke
Idiots

Started by Atomic Frog

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Last post Dec 20, 2005, 11:36
by Shonkatoys
3 Replies
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Last post Apr 19, 2006, 01:42
by Mike McFarlin
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Last post Oct 09, 2023, 01:00
by Marlin
Where's my Nukie?

Started by allforthenukie

3 Replies
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Last post Nov 11, 2004, 09:56
by JessJen
Tech Support

Started by getaclue2

3 Replies
1933 Views
Last post Feb 08, 2003, 03:55
by HousePuke
3 Replies
6281 Views
Last post Jan 13, 2022, 07:40
by RDTroja
3 Replies
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Last post Jan 28, 2005, 06:09
by RDTroja
quiz

Started by SloGlo

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Last post Sep 11, 2004, 03:08
by Camella Black
Atomic Homer!

Started by JessJen

3 Replies
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Last post Sep 20, 2004, 05:05
by JessJen
OOPS

Started by Marlin

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Last post Aug 24, 2020, 09:29
by SloGlo
3 Replies
4562 Views
Last post Oct 16, 2004, 12:31
by tonynuke
3 Replies
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Last post Dec 12, 2002, 03:04
by Rennhack
Which Party?

Started by Marlin

3 Replies
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Last post Jan 20, 2008, 01:38
by Marlin
Aim High

Started by Roll Tide

3 Replies
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Last post Feb 25, 2008, 05:05
by Mike McFarlin
3 Replies
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Last post Apr 07, 2004, 02:28
by Camella Black
WMD web site.

Started by Rennhack

3 Replies
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Last post May 11, 2003, 06:50
by alphaman
3 Replies
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Last post Feb 10, 2020, 08:53
by scotoma
Quotes

Started by Rain Man

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Last post Apr 21, 2018, 10:31
by Marlin
3 Replies
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Last post Apr 28, 2003, 06:54
by SloGlo
3 Replies
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Last post Mar 18, 2004, 06:53
by Roll Tide
He got away with it!

Started by allforthenukie

3 Replies
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Last post Jul 14, 2004, 08:43
by allforthenukie
Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

Started by withroaj

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Last post May 04, 2009, 08:33
by SloGlo
3 Replies
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Last post Mar 05, 2009, 07:48
by HydroDave63
3 Replies
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Last post Jun 24, 2004, 10:52
by Radcat069
gay unions

Started by SloGlo

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Last post Dec 17, 2006, 07:08
by SloGlo
2 Replies
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Last post Dec 16, 2004, 04:50
by Marlin
Post Turtle

Started by Marlin

2 Replies
6555 Views
Last post Apr 10, 2008, 05:22
by Jr8black3
2 Replies
6362 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2011, 05:26
by retread
Health News

Started by ruth13

2 Replies
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Last post Aug 26, 2008, 03:50
by retired nuke
He beer

Started by peteshonkwiler

2 Replies
5829 Views
Last post Dec 14, 2020, 05:48
by RDTroja
2 Replies
6589 Views
Last post Mar 14, 2008, 09:33
by Mike McFarlin
One Atom to another

Started by Trinian23

2 Replies
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Last post Dec 01, 2006, 05:05
by SloGlo
kung flu vax

Started by SloGlo

2 Replies
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Last post Dec 11, 2020, 08:24
by peteshonkwiler
Planet Chant

Started by Marlin

2 Replies
4265 Views
Last post Jan 03, 2007, 01:39
by Mike McFarlin
best diet

Started by SloGlo

2 Replies
4540 Views
Last post Dec 17, 2006, 09:33
by HydroDave63
2 Replies
5942 Views
Last post May 29, 2020, 08:48
by peteshonkwiler
Sober Santa

Started by PWHoppe

2 Replies
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Last post Dec 04, 2006, 10:59
by PWHoppe
2 Replies
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Last post Jan 24, 2006, 05:49
by Austria
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Last post Dec 06, 2004, 08:41
by JessJen
2 Replies
1764 Views
Last post Mar 10, 2004, 01:53
by Nuclear_Dog
The Wall

Started by HousePuke

2 Replies
1550 Views
Last post Mar 08, 2003, 10:22
by Nuclear NASCAR
2 Replies
1615 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2004, 03:57
by garycom
Ohio Cow

Started by HousePuke

2 Replies
1956 Views
Last post Apr 13, 2004, 03:39
by moke
More Games

Started by llamagramma

2 Replies
2022 Views
Last post May 12, 2004, 08:48
by wolf459
Sensitive Men...

Started by Melrose

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1827 Views
Last post Mar 18, 2004, 11:25
by greengoo
Stupid Videos

Started by azkidd

2 Replies
1633 Views
Last post Apr 13, 2003, 05:53
by azkidd
2 Replies
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Last post Oct 28, 2004, 01:08
by Camella Black
I Love My Job

Started by curtis

1 Replies
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Last post Feb 11, 2003, 05:22
by Walt Harris
1 Replies
1804 Views
Last post Apr 08, 2004, 11:42
by harleygirl
Anti Nuxxers

Started by Marlin

1 Replies
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Last post Feb 05, 2020, 12:34
by SloGlo
1 Replies
4058 Views
Last post Dec 04, 2006, 10:35
by PWHoppe
1 Replies
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Last post Jan 19, 2003, 07:43
by Phurst
his funeral

Started by harleygirl

1 Replies
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Last post Apr 13, 2004, 08:53
by HousePuke
1 Replies
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Last post Mar 30, 2007, 11:50
by Mike McFarlin
1 Replies
1951 Views
Last post Apr 19, 2004, 09:32
by harleygirl
1 Replies
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Last post Dec 05, 2006, 09:07
by PWHoppe
1 Replies
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Last post Jan 21, 2009, 08:30
by RDTroja
1 Replies
1799 Views
Last post Feb 11, 2003, 01:54
by Doc_REM
1 Replies
6065 Views
Last post Nov 20, 2009, 09:13
by HydroDave63
technical terms

Started by SloGlo

1 Replies
1647 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2004, 04:07
by garycom
1 Replies
6136 Views
Last post Jun 04, 2009, 08:18
by RDTroja
1 Replies
5988 Views
Last post May 06, 2009, 08:53
by Lorrie Henson
1 Replies
1541 Views
Last post Aug 13, 2003, 09:44
by Doc_REM
1 Replies
6162 Views
Last post Nov 14, 2008, 02:08
by Marlin
neutron

Started by zaccone

1 Replies
1398 Views
Last post May 13, 2003, 04:44
by rlbinc
1 Replies
6652 Views
Last post Jan 09, 2015, 12:42
by Marlin
1 Replies
6455 Views
Last post Jun 25, 2015, 08:43
by GLW
The Bear And The Atheist

Started by ex-turbine_cowboy

1 Replies
1375 Views
Last post May 12, 2003, 05:59
by Already Gone
What kids say...

Started by garycom

1 Replies
1413 Views
Last post Apr 07, 2004, 03:35
by garycom
Little Johnny

Started by littlebittime

1 Replies
1709 Views
Last post May 08, 2003, 08:15
by azkidd
bunny joke!

Started by SloGlo

1 Replies
6538 Views
Last post May 23, 2018, 11:27
by Marlin
1 Replies
6177 Views
Last post Jan 13, 2008, 07:27
by illegalsmile
Supernova

Started by Marlin

1 Replies
6391 Views
Last post Jan 03, 2008, 05:58
by Carolina Jethro
1 Replies
6867 Views
Last post Jun 18, 2019, 06:10
by SloGlo
1 Replies
3463 Views
Last post Dec 04, 2006, 07:17
by Rennhack
Mothers

Started by JnyMac

1 Replies
3957 Views
Last post Feb 24, 2005, 05:18
by Surveyors_mato
1 Replies
784 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2025, 03:31
by Marlin
1 Replies
605 Views
Last post Feb 10, 2025, 01:35
by peteshonkwiler
The Knack

Started by Rennhack

1 Replies
3528 Views
Last post Mar 16, 2006, 08:33
by JessJen
1 Replies
4209 Views
Last post Dec 22, 2004, 09:03
by Iowa_HP
1 Replies
1236 Views
Last post Feb 21, 2025, 01:04
by Marlin
1 Replies
1585 Views
Last post Dec 24, 2002, 07:55
by pronukeroadtec
1 Replies
4168 Views
Last post Dec 24, 2005, 11:35
by azkidd
Five surgeons

Started by Rennhack

1 Replies
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Last post Aug 28, 2004, 01:35
by wolf459
1 Replies
3522 Views
Last post Apr 15, 2006, 02:59
by Mike McFarlin
1 Replies
4304 Views
Last post Mar 15, 2005, 02:28
by Camella Black
BUSH,KERRY,NADER

Started by uRiaL

1 Replies
2183 Views
Last post Aug 01, 2004, 01:14
by wolf459
1 Replies
3855 Views
Last post Nov 28, 2006, 08:30
by SloGlo
Economy

Started by peteshonkwiler

1 Replies
2524 Views
Last post Sep 11, 2024, 10:53
by Marlin
Clean Halloween Humor

Started by allforthenukie

1 Replies
3974 Views
Last post Oct 19, 2006, 10:24
by SloGlo
1 Replies
6327 Views
Last post Oct 28, 2007, 06:23
by PWHoppe
1 Replies
4081 Views
Last post Oct 19, 2006, 02:43
by Mike McFarlin
Penguin Baseball

Started by halflifer

1 Replies
3981 Views
Last post Dec 15, 2005, 01:27
by Atomic_Punk
You Didn't Say That?

Started by RAD-GHOST

1 Replies
2426 Views
Last post Aug 17, 2004, 02:07
by damad1
1 Replies
4036 Views
Last post Apr 19, 2006, 01:40
by Mike McFarlin
Truths

Started by Phurst

0 Replies
1144 Views
Last post May 14, 2003, 11:21
by Phurst

 

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